the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Tiny parking lot. Thought it was going to be a total dump but it was pretty nice inside. Bright, clean club. Not upscale, but comfortable and has two main rooms. The front room has the main stage and a raised platform where the $10 VIP dances happen. It also has a small side stage in the VIP area. The main stage isn't large but it is big enough for the girls to move around and do a few tricks and is backed by mirrors. The place has a juice bar and what looks to be a video selection for sale over by the front door. When you first walk there is a small hallway leading to vids section, which then opens up the to main room with the manager's station/juice bar off to the left. It basically backs to the front hallway wall. There are a number of round tables and chairs that are well spaced along the main floor and the wall that separates that room from the pool table room. There are about three of four tables in back which look to be in good shape. Good value here for your LD dollar. For DC this spot works as an option to shoot some pool with the fellas in a laid back atmosphere. The girls here are pretty good looking on the whole even with it being a smallish, out of the way club and it's BYOL. Check it out.

I visited this club on a Friday night, around 8:30. The tiny lot in front seemed pretty full, so I parked across the street. I have to admit that I was impressed by the quality of the girls in the club (most were in the 7-8 range). All were WoC. Most had incredible bodies, some were thicker in the T & A, while one was definitely overweight -- although some guys go for that sort of thing. There was a medium crowd. From their looks and demeanor, I imagine the stereotypes -- the overworked, just got out of the office guys (me); the big spenders showering the girls with bills; the shady character; the cheap-skate spectator... I felt pretty comfortable there.

The girls tend to be very business-oriented. Although there was a girl that I did seem to be able to carry a conversation, most were parroting the same 3 words. "Want a dance?" Don't get me wrong; this is not a complaint on my part.

The stage dances were a thing of beauty. I got in just in time to see two girls dancing on the stage, and I was glued to them. Very sexy. Very confident. I liked that they focused on being sexually appealing, and kept the gymnastic pole moves to a relative minimum. As soon as one of them got off the stage, she walked over and asked for a dance. How could I refuse?

The lap dance was satisfying. $10 per song. My stripper was quite skilled engaged in what she was doing, and all the other lapdancers in the tiny raised area in the back seemed to be of equal skill. I never got the rules vocally confirmed, so I only took it as far as what I saw other customers doing -- touching the ass and legs. My stripper seemed to understand what I was looking for, and frankly wasn't afraid to grind with a purposeful zeal to get me where I was going. I had to stop by the end of the 3rd song because I was afraid of climaxing and was meeting up with friends later. She was that good. I gave her $30, with a $10 tip. She smiled graciously and asked me for my name. I'll have to come back to visit her soon...

I can't see why this club got such low ratings. It's cheap, it's fun, and the girls are attractive. Check this place out if you live nearby and see for yourself. I certainly recommend it.

A not-too-exciting, no-alcohol-served lap dance club. Girls and patrons mostly black but atmosphere is not uncomfortable for others. Cover I think is $5 before 10pm and $10 after. The main part of the club is a rather spartan rectangular room with tables and chairs and a stage in the center of the right-hand wall. The lapdance area is at the opposite end of the room from the entrance, one step higher than the rest of the club and the most brightly lit area except the stage. On the left is a second room with pool tables. Laps are $10 clothed or $15 topless, very visible from the rest of the club and no touching the naughty bits. Opens at 8 most nights and 10 Sunday. Probably safer than some other PG County clubs but kind of tame also. The girls say the club never really gets packed.

I stopped in a Thursday night at around 8:30. There was a $5 cover paid to what seems like the DJ who works behind the counter in the front end of the club, which is a video store. In back there's a stage in the middle with lots of tables and a raised, but very wide open, dance area in the back. Opposite the stage is another part of the club with some more chairs and tables and a few pool tables. No booze but you can buy NA drinks. There were probably 10 customers and 5 ladies working, varying from heavy to nice and curvy to skinny, all were black but the customers were a mix. Ladies danced for 3 songs, getting naked by the end and there was plenty to see if you sat near the stage. The LDs are 10 clothed, $15 topless. I had a couple dancers with one girl, great grinding and backside grabbing was allowed but I didn't try anything else and didn't see anyone else getting more mileage. She was hands off and it seemed like the other dancers were as well. It seems like a tiny hole in the wall that's easy to drive right by but I had a good time and would stop by again if I were in the neighborhood.