the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Visited on a Monday evening (6:00-7:00 time period). Only two girls working, no other customers in the bar. The two dancers were average looking, late 20s, early 30s, and since no customers, they did not want to dance, only hustle for drinks. While the menu may have been wide open, I said no to both, finished my beer and left for Lust and Club Pussycat, where there were many more dancers and was certainly more lively.

A 1 only because there is no zero. I went in on a Saturday night. One dancer on stage - no others in sight. The manager claimed there were 3 other girls in back. There were 2 other guys in the club. I left immediately for the Hustler Club.

If you want guaranteed action and are willing to spend $200, this is the place for you. They'll take you downstairs and party like it's 1999. $80 gets you a better-than-average lap dance in the back of the bar.

The place has an interesting rule. If you're sitting with a dancer she has to face the door to keep an eye out for the cops. That is how frisky these women get.

This place is hit or miss in the looks department. The women are either too old, too ugly or decent looking. This is where dancers go when they can't cut it in the glam-clubs.

The place is closing it's doors for good in September so go for a last hurrah.

Good luck.

Tried again on next trip to Baltimore. Same venue, same amount of patrons. Back row was open, and this time I know the difference between sitting there and elsewhere, and went straight there. Bartender motioned 2 girls to come over, and I chose only one. Again, girls are not of the 9's & 10's, but good enough for what I was there for. Apparenlty this time I seemed more like a regular Joe citizen, see last review, because I was treated the way I wanted to be treated last time. Didn't get interrupted for a stage dance, and was paid special attention to. Very hands on, this time I left with a smile. Don't know if this will change my mind fully on the place but it will increase my rating, a bit, would be higher, but the looks and bodies of them keep me from doing that. Still open invitation to find just what you want there, all you need to do is ask.