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September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

Haven't been to the Hustler club in over a year. Always found it to be average at best and not worth the premium. Visited recently as part of a bachelor party. Everyone had a great time. Lots of girls. None dogs. Ranged from average to above average. A few hot young college co-eds. No spectacular knock outs. Nothing much seemed to have changed. Still a nice club but not really worth the premium. If you goto the Hustler club, don't expect to see Hustler quality girls. With that being said, the bachelor party did have a great time.

First time here - I sure didn't see any knockout dancers although most of them would be 6-8's. There were some dogs for sure. Pricing structure is bizarre as below. I wasn't really there for any serious lapping but did get a couple for a reasonable price ($50) and they were good with decent grindage (no high mileage). All things considered, I'll stay with other local places but hey, I've been there at least now.

It was a slow Monday night with only about six girls on, but by some miracle, every girl in the place was gorgeous. This club is typically about 25% 8s and better, but it was amazing to see all the primo flesh on display.

There were two fantastic girls who I can't recommend enough: a long lanky brunette who's paying her way through Catholic U. Law School, who sat with me and chatted about constitutional law. I've forgotten her name - it was a weird made-up name that she had feminized from a long name
that's usually a man's name. Then there was Mia, a stacked young lady with long dark hair who knows how to make you feel special - another chatty girl, and she gives great dances in the back. I got a few dances, and learned a few things about how they run the club now...

The club encourages the girls to upsell VIP rooms because the club gets 50%. That's $400 for a half hour, plus more-or-less mandatory overpriced bottles, which adds up to a lot of damn money for not much payoff. But you can get the same treatment on a slow night for under half that by going into the back for 7 or more lap dances in a row (7 x $25 = $175 before tips). The girls get 100% of the cash they make from lap dances, plus your tips, so they're more inclined to be relaxed and friendly.

Work out a deal to go back for a long string of dances right after she comes off the stage, and give her time to think about your money, and you'll have a good time even if she doesn't offer any extra mileage.

It has been a few months since I visited the Hustler Club. They used to open at noon Mon-Fri, but are now only open for the afternoon on Fridays. Also, used to have 2-for-1 laps and half price drinks until 4 PM; those days are gone. The girls still look good and many provide good contact in the lapping area. Nude on stage and bikini laps. Laps are $25 per song and beers are $7. Easy parking in the garage on Custom House St. Value used to be much higher when laps were 2-for-1.

I have to say that this was one of the most bizarre strip club experiences that I have ever had. First, the club description - typical Hustler Club with a large main stage, a smaller stage in the back, and another stage upstairs in the VIP area. Club was clean and apparently smoke free. I like the looks and layout. So I thought I would really like the club.

I got there around 8:30 on a Saturday night. There were about 20 girls there. Unfortunately, they were not as hot as some have claimed. There were definitely no bad looking girls in the place, which was a welcome change from the other clubs on the block. But none of the girls really turned my head.

The bizarre part of the evening started about 9pm. It started to get very crowded, with more female patrons than I have ever seen in any club. There must have been 40 women in the crowd. Many were better looking than the dancers and thus caught my eye. Unfortunately, none of them ever got wild and joined in the fun.

I had two lap dances. The first was with a tall sandy-blond haired girl named Alisha. She commutes in from West Virginia. She was friendly and gave a decent dance, but nothing special. The second dance was with a short brunette who was the prettiest girl in the club. She gave a really good lap dance, so I shelled out the big bucks to go upstairs to a VIP room. I was not impressed. The VIP room was advertised as nude. Well the girl did get nude on a small stage in the private room, but no contact either way. Then she put on a thong and gave a pretty standard lap dance. I would have had a better time getting a couple of laps downstairs.

The club definitely had potential. I really wanted to like it. But the girls just weren't hot enough and the contact not good enough to warrant a higher rating. Overall, I was pretty disappointed with the Baltimore scene. I am in Vegas this week and wish I had saved my money.

Went on a Saturday afternoon and there were a bout six or seven girls. Most in the 8-9 range. The club itself is very nice although the area (the "Block" where there is the largest concentration of strip clubs in the city) is a bit seedy with a fairly high police presence. There were only about four or five customers so the girls were very uninspired in their dancing. Told it is better later at night but not very hopping during the day.

The Hustler has completely given up on day shift. It is closed during the days Sunday-Thursday. What a shame for us white collar hookey players. I made a Friday day excursion recently. To my disappointment, only 3 girls working. 2 of 3 were attractive and worthy of further exploration, however, the atmosphere was so lifeless I found myself moving on the darker side of the block to see what fun there was to be had.
Plus I hate getting a woody with no acceptable options to cure the problem.
Night shift at the hustler remains a bit pricey and does sport the strongest line-up in teh area as far as talent. Mileage varies greatly depending on the girl. The problem remains that no matter how much fun your honey is, your experience will pale in comparison to the action that is found at sveral of the clubs down the block.
Unless I am just in teh mood to drop big money, I avoid teh honey suites are they are far too similiar to the regular lap dance.
I find the Hustler most useful when I am doing the block with a few buddies and we need a meeting spot. Nice place to meet, have that first drink, and very important; the ONLY place to use the facility. There is nothing like taking that "pre-lap" dance dump"..sorry I get excited.lol! For lap dance/block virgins this is also a good club. For hard core blockist's and LD vets, go explore young man!
Hey Larry bring back DAYSHIFT!!!


In a word, Unbelievable! This is a Gentleman's club at it's best. I was here on Saturday night with my lady. We were treated like royalty. Security here is top notch, the service is fantastic, and the girls!!!! WOW. All the girls here were 9's and 10's. Don't miss the girls dancing on the glass bottom stage!
The crowd was definately upscale, and my lady and I were not the only couple there. As a matter of fact, I don't remember seeing this many couples come into a strip club ever in my 25 years experience.
Cigar service, KENO, and tons of Naked young girls with world class service make this a club to remember.

First I will admit I haven't been to that many clubs. That said, of the ones I have been to, this one was very nice. The club was much larger inside than I expected. Two floors, with booths on both sides of the main floor. You have to buy a bottle of something to get a booth on the first floor. I was with 5 other guys, so we split the cost and hung out there from about 8:30 pm to 1:30 am. The staff was very friendly and service was excellent. I also took a tour of the upper level. I think when I go back, I will make an effort to go the second level if the plan is to be there the whole night.

As for the girls, they were all very attractive. Stage dances are all nude. Lap dances on the first floor are not even topless, but the girls I had dances from were fantastic. Being new to the club, the girls explained the rules about no touching (relaxed somewhat depending on the girl as the night wore on).

Overall, I highly recommend this club for guys who like a "club" atmosphere as opposed to a "bar" atmosphere.

A Big change as they were closed on dayshift on a recent Tuesday!
What a bummer! I cannot say I blame them as the dayshift business has been nothing to speak of. However, the bad part is/was, that this served as the perfect starting point for any block escursion. A great meeting venue, to have a real drink, and the ONLY acceptable bathroom on the entire block to take a dump before wandering out to the "dark side" and all vices the BLOCK has to offer. On rare occassion, on dayshift, you could meet a stunning girl who would grind you just enough to keep you from roaming the block. Sadly that can only now be done at nights.
Still a great night club and a must stop on any block trips.

Nice club. Most upscale club on the block, however, it might be outpriced for the locale. Girls were better than the rest of the clubs, and if you know now to approach them, several options were available. Thanks to that special blonde who is there, she knows who I am talking about. My only problem was I didn't bring enough to the table to get to bring her friend along with. Will choose this as my place on the block next time I go.

Very good atmosphere and very good interior. The girls are very hustle oriented but they are also very good dancers. There is a main pole and then a minor pole off to the side but both are staffed by very good girls. I wasn't very impressed with the dances I got by different girls in the back. There are a bunch of seats/small couches that are divided by seperators and there is a decent amount of privacy but the girls I tried were unnecessarily very hands off for a Baltimore strip club. It may have just been an off night but there are just better places on The Block.

Stopped here before a concert at Ram's Head right around the corner last weekend. Nice place. Very comfortable and well run. Professional looking clientele. Drinks were well poured and quickly served. About 8-10 girls working at the time I was there. A good mix of short, tall, black, white, natural, enhanced. Several girls wowed the crowd by going up about 3 stories on the pole. Lap dances not particularly interactive, but all in all was a very good time. Despite it's "block" location, LFHC should continue to flourish in Baltimore.

Went in on a thursday night. drinks are fairly cheap. few customers until late, but I guess that meant more attention from the dancers. there were few good looking girls, most were pretty average looking, not too exciting. the cover charge is definitely not worthwhile, unless you get the coupon from their website, which voids the cover charge. lap dances were so so, and definitely not worth 25 bucks. however, they do offer a special later in the evening where you can get a 1 dollar table dance, which is definitely much better for what you pay for. other than that, the club is ok and i would rate it as a 6.5 on a scale from 0 -10

Went here on a Monday afternoon. Crowd was very thin (only 5 or 6 guys), which I don't mind because it generally means a bit more attention from the ladies. But at first, none of the four dancers I saw working seemed all that interesting. One average-looking dancer hit the stage as I walked in, and another followed. There was a third dancer who appeared to be rather nice looking, but she was keeping herself company with a cigarette and a drink at the bar.

Finally, a petite and all natural beauty with a gorgeous smile and wild curly brown hair took the stage. She made my day. (I'll be a gentleman and keep her name to myself) When she was on stage I made sure to compliment her - and I tipped her pretty well, too - to be certain she would come visit me after her dance. She did, and we had a surprisingly nice conversation, with no sales pressure - just a friendly, fun, flirty chat.

I asked her to take me back for a couch dance (2-for-1 - or 2 for $25 - on Mondays) and she led me away. At HC, you are not going to get the super high mileage laps that some of the wilder clubs offer, but she left me short of breath anyway. I decided to splurge for the Honey Suite (also 2-for-1, which meant $150 for 30 minutes).

Honey suites are upstairs. There is a smaller stage area in the center of the second floor, and a handful of tables. This upstairs room is surrounded on three sides by glass walls; behind these glass walls are the honey suites, each about 8x10 feet in size. Not as private as one might like, but during the daytime nothing else was going on up there. (I don't know about cameras, but because there was a monitor in our suite showing the dancer on the main stage, I wouldn't doubt there were cameras around upstairs too.) The suites are furnished with a big upholstered chair and with what looks like a giant beanbag which offers a nice cushy place for you and the dancer to recline together. There is slightly more contact than is allowed in couch dances - and no bouncers policing you as your hands roam - but nothing like what you might see in other clubs on Baltimore's infamous Block. Some may say the cost of the suite is not worth the level of contact you get, but I suppose a lot of that depends on the girl. If you come across a dynamite girl like I did - gorgeous, sexy, and sassy - you'll have no regrets, only fond memories.

For the club itself, I'd have to rate it a 5 because of the relatively low number of dancers, and because they were not all that appealing. But the one gem they had today earns a 10 all by herself.

Unfortunately, I won't be heading out here much more, but I have enjoyed my time here over the last few months. The last time I was there, Sky, Michelle, and Mischa were all very nice. Michelle and I have gotten to be friends over the years and she will treat you well and won't be pushy once you get to know her. Mischa is very attractive, but asked for a tip at the end after I had already given her about $40 for onstage and hanging out time - which is not something that is generally expected at this club. So be careful about her. I mostly enjoy hanging out at the bar in the back with either Amanda or Andrea, who are both very fun. The manager now is also a good guy - big improvement from awhile back. Dina and Gina are sisters and are very nice waitresses - be nice to them - just a little effort with them will go a long way to friendly service, although Gina is a bit reserved. I noticed some of the dancers who left for the Gold Club and Scores have returned and that, after a lull, this place is back on the upswing.

A few Saturdays ago I dropped in with some friends before we went out to hit the bars. It was early but the girls were working hard, and the waitresses were very friendly. Angelina blew my mind -- a gorgeous little dark-haired girl (probably a local college student) with a face like Katie Holmes and a lovely firm body to match. Her stage dances were great, and she rightfully raked in the tips; her couch dances were very friendly, absolutely worth the cash, but nothing out of the ordinary. There was a Ukrainian dancer, Anastasia, who is a fantastic stripper all around. If you don't mind your dancers skinny, she's a lot of fun. The manager bought our table a round of shots on the condition that we purchase a shot for a first-time dancer who was making her debut at this club. It turned out she had been on stage in New York before, too, and once she finished dancing she went back to the couches with one of my buddies who reported a very good time. Great music, a great variety of dancers, and as usual for the Hustler Club, not too many ladies pushing the hard sell.

I had one girl beg me to buy her a drink, and another who was clearly already drunk, but other than that the girls were very well behaved. A few bachelor parties had drawn in several gals, and management seemed to encourage the girls to spend time with them (parting eager fools from their money is the business model after all) but it didn't hurt my ability to get a dance or see a gorgeous girl onstage. I can't emphasize enough how big a difference having two or three stages makes -- there was always at least one 7 dancing, and usually an 8 or a 9.

Stopped in to the Hustler club on a recent weekday afternoon. What a disappointment. The girls were ok looking but really didnt seem to care that they were working for tips. Most of the dancers after they got down, either disappeared up the stairs, alone, or they were talking to dj or bartender. i was only approached by one dancer in the hour plus that i was there.
It is a shame because the layout and decor of the club is great, just service doesnt match up.

Very pretty club. Comfy chairs, decent drinks prices, and great women. There is something for everyone, though if you are into a lot of piercings, you won't find that here. There is the main level, which is really big, with two stages. Upstairs is the VIP area with its won glass stage, which is cool. The food isnt great, but then, who goes to a strip club for the food?

The dances are fairly priced, and you get pretty consistent mileage from all of the girls. If you want to be able to touch though, you have to buy a couch suite, honey suite, or skybox.

All in all a great club, and a fun way to spend an evening.

Visited the club a few days before Christmas on $2 Tuesdays. Great number of gals. Good crowd, although I suppose it might have been due to the holidays. As always, a very relaxing place to see naked women on a stage in front of you.

I visited with a couple of dancers, but really had fun with Brandy, who was a real nice dancer who seemed to be having fun with her gig. Followed all the rules, but still a good time. I always have more fun with a dancer who is enjoying herself, and Brandy fit the bill. I look forward to seeing here again.


This is an ok club. I went there during some sort of promotional night. Larry Flynt was there as well as some famous strippers. Cover was around 30$ drinks were 10$. Pretty expensive considering the area.

One thing to keep in mind with this place, if you look like you have money they will bug you and try every trick to get it from you. Don't show up after a business meeting dressed in work clothes and expect to chill out and watch naked chicks.

Overall a good club, its at a corner of the "block" in baltimore, which is a real sketchy area. Hide your wallet.

Went there on a sunday night around 7 pm.

Club was empty except for 2 dancers that none of the patrons really cared for.

Around 9 a couple of girls came in and auditioned. After the audition they were hired. I fancied one of the girls for a dance and the bouncer was kind enough to let her know that.

So far, the best I've been to in the area, but that's not saying much for the greater DC area anyways!

Basically a waste of time.

Talent quotient was way, way down. To be honest, the girls didn't even harass you for dances. If I was even interested in getting a dance, it would have been a challenge to not only find a gal to my liking, but more importantly track her down. Bottled water was $6. They did have hourly specials as in most Deja Vu establishments. Its just a good thing the world series was going on and large flat panels were in abundance.

Stopped by last Thursday. This place never seems to change which isn't necessarily a good thing. Average line up at best. Easy to get bored here. They had a porn star feature act that night, something Doll. Typical bleached blonde, super skinny body with implants too big for her frame. Seen one you sort of seen them all. I refer to them as cookie cutter porn stars. She took forever setting up and the house girls just weren't holding my attention. Left the club and walked around a bit to check out a few of the other block clubs. When I got bored doing that, went back to the Hustler to see if things got better. Still same old and feature act still not ready yet. Left again. Not too excited to vist this place. Get's the tourist who are one time visitors. Locals tend to go elsewhere.

Went to the Hustler Club on a Sunday which was understandably slow. There was about 10-12 girls with a decent race mix. There were 2 stages being used which spread the clients out in even more though I'm not complaining since the girls paid more attention to each because of this.

There is a lot more black girls here than the last time I came. To each his own but the black ones were only about 5 or 6s. I got a lap dance from the hottest girl in the club, a latina girl. I had no idea that the couch dances $25 were fully clothed. If I had known I would never have gotten one. Very little contact and there was a guy walking by standing guard which was also annoying. The only thing that saved the night were $2 rail drinks. Not sure if the club is better on Fri or Sat.

A buddy from out of town and I went to the Hustler Club last Saturday night and a very nice time but I don't know if I would go back.

We arrived just before a special show by a porn star (Donna something). The facilities are well lighted, friendly (and not too pushy) wait staff, and a very good DJ. The girls were uniformally beautiful (8-9 range with a few 10s and only one 7). They get naked on the main stage on the second song.

The only problem is the $25 lap dances are FULLY CLOTHED! What's up with that? I had one dance from Anastasia which had decent grind but no two way touching nor did she get naked. Very disappointing.

The 7 rating comes from the very good facilities, great staff, and good looking girls.

Cheers.

Went to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club on a Sunday night. Not too many customers which meant alot of attention from the girls.

About 12 girls working on this night although there are a few more black girls than the last time I came here. There aren't really my thing but to each his own. The quality of girls here ranged from 4-8's. Hottest girl was a latina girl which I got a dance from. $25 for a fully clothed dance is B.S. in my book but I guess I deserved it since she hustled me real good into the dance.

At least soda here was cheap only $2 a glass...cover was $15 on this night.

I showed up around 10:00 on a Saturday and immediately remembered why I loved this place: Elle was back! On weekends, she works here and works hard for every dollar! You'll recognize her by a series of star tattoos along the underside of her full but firm breasts -- pretty sure they're real, gentlemen. She's also got a fantastic curvy ass (as long as you're not expecting a skinny girl's ass to go with those tits). Elle showed me a great time, and remembered me from my bachelor party over a year ago. Dances were warm, very close, with great contact. I don't want to get her in trouble, so I won't say anything else.

Other girls in the club were dancing well, and it wasn't too packed. The construction has kept away tourists who don't care to go around a few orange cones, so you can get a great gentlemen's club experience with very little crowding, even on weekends. The girls are unhappy about what the roadwork does for their tips but putting a five on the stage instead of single is now an easy way to get noticed. The VIP area is a slightly more expensive way to get attention -- the dances up there aren't monitored as aggressively by the staff, and the girls know what they can get away with. Having a third stage means a 50% better chance that a girl you want to watch will be dancing (just watching the two downstairs stages the well would occasionally run dry -- all the girls are pretty but some don't dance well).

The waitresses weren't pushy about the minimum but their service was prompt and some of them should have been up on the pole, too. Most girls were between a 7 and 10, with a great selection of colors, shapes, and sizes (a few 5's and 6's, though). Too many of the otherwise-gorgeous gals had implants, but if you like that then this place would be a 10.

I spent several nights at Larry Flyn'ts Hustler club in Baltimore and I was very impressed. The girl's actually dance there and just don't shuffle around alittle and are very friendly. You can go the whole night and see the same dancer maybe 3 - 4 times on the stage due to the large amount of dancers they have nightly. Lap dances I did not try but I was abit discouraged since they are done in a communal couch area. However if you want to drop the money for a champagne room they looked a lot more impressive. The whole place was very clean and professional.

I spent several nights at Larry Flyn'ts Hustler club in Baltimore and I was very impressed. The girl's actually dance there and just don't shuffle around alittle and are very friendly. You can go the whole night and see the same dancer maybe 3 - 4 times on the stage due to the large amount of dancers they have nightly. Lap dances I did not try but I was abit discouraged since they are done in a communal couch area. However if you want to drop the money for a champagne room they looked a lot more impressive. The whole place was very clean and professional.