the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Small club. This place is inside a row house on Eastern Ave just past Fells Point headed towards Patterson Park. When you first walk in chances are you'll be underwhelmed. At that point you'll have two choices: turn around and walk out or pull up to the bar and ask for a drink. I picked the second option and had a fairly good time. Lower level stage was pretty high off the ground with TVs at either end. Jukebox, no DJ. Because of the counter height the stage pole was fairly short since the ceiling is low (it's a rowhome), and this limited some of what the taller girls could do. There is a second floor with another stage, and this is also where the couch ($20) and booth ($40 and up but negotiable) dances happen. Only a few girls were in the place and the stand outs were Angel and Desire. The brunette bartender (the hot brunette bartender) would jump up on stage if there was a lull in the action, which was a good thing not a bad thing. Her name is Heather and she seems to pretty much run the place. Drinks here are poured strong and fairly priced, and I hear the laps are comparable to what you'll get down the road. Not upscale by any means but not a dive, as the last reviewer said this club works as a quality block alternative.

You can park at Burger King a block away. Park and go to club to get parking pass to put on the dash and then go back to club after putting the pass on your bar.

Bar is relatively small. There is an equivalent space upstairs but have not seen it in use. There are two snall semi-private booths for lap dances. No door on the entrance.
You pay the bartender $20 for each dance and then go upstairs for the dance. If you get additional dances you pay the bartender when you come back down. In summary, the lap dance area is fairly private. If the two booths are busy the larger room can be used for lap dances. If they have a large crowd they many do stage dances in this room also.

Less hustle than the block. Amount of clothing worn for private dances varies with the dancer. Dancer drinks are $20 but if business in slow they may accept less.

Usually about 5 to 6 dancers on a shift. Opens at noon.
About half the dancers are black. Better value than the block.

I can't recommend this place on a Friday evening. I was informed that the "second shift" of dancers was going to show up soon, but after two hours of the same two tired and needy dancers insisting "c'mon, put another dollar in" two seconds after the previous dollar was deposited, there was no way in hell I was going to stick around. From there we went to El Dorado... (see review there)

Went on a thursday night and bouncer says $20 to get in and includes all u can drink, top shelf too. got inside and what a ripoff. girls rate 1 - 3. don't waste your time or money here