the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Needed one more review to complete the Dundalk roundup. When you roll up on this club for the first time it kind of emerges out of a clearing back past a McDonald's and some kind of strip mall off North Point Blvd.

If I've said the other places nearby remind me of country roadside bars, and I have, well this place needs to be on a postcard. It is bigger on the inside than it looks, with an L-shaped interior and an L-shaped bar to match. About five or so TVs were placed around various corners, tuned to sports on most but I think I also spotted local news. The place has a full bar and food. The talent and entertainment value from the show is about what you'll get from the other North Point joints with Christina's being a little better than the rest. The stage is to the interior of the L-bar and is also L-shaped. The main runway stage goes East-West and is about half as high as the bar for a decent viewing angle, and the other section is slightly lower and joins at the West end of the main section. There are poles at the ends and angle in the L, three total. This isn't exactly a pastie place, but the girls walk from pole to pole with one arm crossed in front of their chest in a modesty pose. Can't say they all do it, but the girls I saw did in each of their sets.

Lots of activity here, but seems more cliquish than the other bars in the area. There are two tables in the back, and they are unlocked so it won't cost you quarters to play. Not a real ethnic mix here, something to be aware of if you're interested in a diverse crowd. The dancers and almost everyone in the house that night were white, except for about five to six latinos in a row at the bar all dressed in white crewneck t-shirts. They weren't doing anything out of the ordinary, but the stage is lit with blacklight so they were impossible to miss. I left wondering if there was some new fad I hadn't heard of (which can take a number with all the rest of the fads I'm oblivious to). Got a bit of a weird vibe here and didn't stick around long. People weren't rude, but on the whole they just weren't all that welcoming and I'm thinking this is a place that doesn't warm to strangers very quickly. Unless you know someone there on the staff or otherwise, Memories is a better option for a quick drink and a friendly reception if in the area.

Just off North Pt Blvd, Dreamers is a relatively small strip club. Inside dingy with torn bar stools. Three dollar beers. Waitstaff not particularly friendly. You'd at least expect a smile or a thank you for a tip. Inside contains an "L" shaped dance floor with three poles. Bar surrounds this area. Two pool tables off to the side. Not particularly attractive. That's the downside. Surprisingly, the three stripers I saw were quite attractive. Tiffany, a honest 8, beautiful blond with legs all the way up to her ass. Nice small top (my preference), very friendly. Two other dancers were both named Stacey. Both brunette, both very petitie (again, my preference). Stacey, number 2, MIGHT weigh 85 pounds, although I doubt it. If they had any sense, they'd leave and either move down the Blvd, or, better yet, go to Gentlemen's Gold. Doubt I'll return.