the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

My third stop of the evening and man it was horrible. I walked in and there was no customers and about 7 dancers staring at me like a piece of meat. I have a few rules I try to stick to when considering spending time with a dancer and one of them I could not follow. And that is never spend time with a dancer who has to wear bigger underwear than me. ALL of them were huge with fat rolls everywhere. My dick crawled in me to hide. I did not even stay for a drink, I went right back out the door.

Dirtyist place I have ever been to. I will stick to oasis and hustler from now on. the door man was pretty convincing and he did try pretty hard to get us in, so we decided to give it a shot. if a girl wasnt fat, she looked strung out on something. looks like they come from dundalk. maybe they did, off the blvd. i wasnt at all impressed with the staff either. neither seemed like they even the least bit enjoyed their job, and it certainly showed. The girls are all junkies. Bartenders are so pushy. As soon as a nasty bitch sits down, they will run over to you and ask you to buy a $25 drink for the bitch. Dude, I haven't talked to her yet! Get real! Dirties bath room. Am I going back again? No Way!

I was here two Sunday's ago. Here are my general ramblings.

1. I like the bartenders here. Very friendly
2. I saw maybe 5 dancers, none were attractive.
3. I stayed for one drink, but was bored by the show. The bartender went to get a girl that was promised to please, but I left instead. I like to choose my own companionship and didn't want someone pre-selected for me.
4. Drink prices - too high, just like rest of the block

Overall, a bad evening. VIP is also very expensive here. The lapdance section is dark, but not comfortable (tall stools employed). I actually give this a 3.5, as the bartenders rate a 7 while the "talent" rate a 0. I have not had "fun" here in years. I will try this bar again soon to re-evaluate.


went to "the block" last night on my way to AC. gotta say was not impressed at all! chez joey was one of the stops. b-whore is the constant hustle. all clubs on "the block" have a similar basic interior. rectangular shape length-wise from entrance to back. stages behind the bar. the bar here was set to the left with a little path on the right. i had to walk side ways to get by and 1 minute later walk back out. no seating area except for the bar.

all the females were dog-faced gremlins. on a friday night?!!! wtf!!! literally every club we did a 360 in and out. i really don't disrespect folks like this but after all the hype i was extremely disappointed. middle-aged, obese, unproportioned, jacked-up teeth, smashed toes, body funk, etc...whateva turn-off you could think of, take your pick. terrible attitudes.

the hustle was constant to buy a dancer a drink and was beyond stupid. a minimum of $25 in some spots. ummmm...no.

a cohort of mine offered a rating of a 7 here because he was able to get some bbbj from a provider in the establishment. i just asked. he said about $200!!!! probably because it was inhouse. out of control! not worth it with young, bubbly, cheap drink-offering, 7 days a week, open til 3am, no police-pressence west virginia around the way.