the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This was without a doubt the wierdest club I've ever been to! It seemed like this place doesn't know what it wants to be. A pool hall? A bar? A strip club? There were about 10 "Teasers Girls" working, but only 2 of them were actually dancing (And those were NOT the two you would have picked to see dancing! Both were 4s) The others (a couple of which were actually fairly attractive) were acting as waitresses, so you had way too many waitresses and hardly any dancers. There were gaps between having dancers on stage where a couple of the waitresses would get up and stage and do a pseudo-dance, fully clothed, and try to sell shots. No girls were going around to give dances. VERY confusing/diappointing evening! Save the $5 entry fee, AVOID THIS PLACE!

I was visiting this place with a friend we spent 30 minutes and no waitress ask us for a drink and no dancers on stage this is on wenesday after 8.30pm after this time we got two coronas for $5.25 each after another 15.min we got a show the girls didn't pay atention to perfom nice they where kind of boring probably because they wheren't much people, the next lady Jesy was a little better but with a celeb ego I tuk out my phone to check messages and this lady ask the manager to check my phone for photos of her they went to me and wana to confiscate the phone told them that I didnt have no picture from her and toll them if they want my phone to call the police. So they did the police came and check my phone nothing found.
Mike the manager told me if I see the add at the door saying that you can't use the camera at the phone because the ladys do not want taken pictures. From my customer point of view this shouldn't happend phone cameras has a really bad resolution and do not have a flash this will be necesary in order to make a regular photo, any way the good time I was planning to have with my friend become a reaaly anoying situation because a stupid businnes policy, probably thats wy this place only have under age guys as customer since they didn't check id's at entrance by the way on wnesdays they do not cherge cover.
This is a good way to loose bussines keep going with this stupid bussiness policies and miss treat customers.
So pleasse do not go to this boring, and slow joint

I visited Teasers the afternoon of Friday, July 7. I had lunch at the club, and the food is excellent. Big portions, good tasting, well worth the money. This is also one of the cleaner places in the city, and doesn't look as run down as some of the others.

As usual, the girls were fairly good looking compared to the other clubs in Winnipeg, probably averaging about a 7. The biggest downside about visiting clubs in Winnipeg is that there aren't back-to-back shows. Each dancer will perform for about 15 minutes, but then there is about a 15-20 minute wait for the next set. This was the case this afternoon, and despite the pleasing appearances of most of the dancers, I find this to be an annoyance.

There are no lap dances available, but private dances can be purchased. This is a waste of money, as a private dance is just a stage dance done on a private stage that only the purchaser can see. I wouldn't recommend buying them.

On Fridays though, Teasers does a "5 Alive at 5" show that's definitely worth checking out. They bring out five dancers on the stage at one time, which looked like every dancer in the place at the time. They then perform a three song set. It's a great show.

Was in Winnipeg a few weekends ago with some buddies. So we decided to give this place a try. This place doesn't have too much going for it. There is a main stage, and then there are a couple side stages that are for private shows only. The girls range from 5-8, with most in the 6-7 range, and they had a feature entertainer who was pretty hot. There are no private dances here, as I guess Winnipeg rules are pretty strict, just the private shows, which is just like sitting at a stage giving tips. If you just want to have a few drinks and watch some pretty decent women on stage, then this is a decent place for ya. Otherwise, it's not worth the stop.