the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

What is it about these small, out of the way, strip clubs that brings out the best experiences? I visited on a reasonable night crowd wise ("crowd" is relative in Millinocket... there weren't more than 10 guys there). Snaggletooth (see my previous review) was there again, but I did not have a private dance with her this time. I did have one private dance about midway through my evening there, although I can't remember her name... it was a pretty standard dance for La Casa. I've grown to enjoy the atmosphere at La Casa. There's something to be said for the low stage design (the "stage" is only about 6inches above the rest of the floor). This design allows the dances the girls give during their two or three songs to be right in your lap instead of standing on a stage in front of you. They make use of the chairs as props quite often to display themselves for you and have gotten quite good at wandering the whole chair area to give dances to even the guys at the back tables near the wall during their standard set. It does make it harder to avoid certain girls if you don't want a dance, although you can always walk over to the bar (which, by the way, stocks Rolling Rock, one of my favorites). Late in the evening a girl walked in who was clearly known by the dancers. As it turns out, she used to be a dancer there, but she was easily the hottest girl there that night. She talked with the girls, the owner, and the bar tender for a while. I asked her if she was going to dance and she said that she wasn't going to be on stage since she didn't really work there now. I asked if she could possibly do a private dance anyway. She told me she couldn't for the same reason, so I explained to her how she could just walk back there without anyone even caring and that she could get the whole cost instead of having to give a portion to the bar, I also told her that I tip very well beyond the cost of the dance and was planning on at least two songs. She realized the opportunity, and told the guy at the bar that she was going to do a dance (told him, didn't ask him... I like the way this girl works!). She gave a great dance, and thanks to a bit of charming from me, she even reached up my shorts to make direct contact. She struggled a bit to really move her hand much, so I told her I would help her out and unzipped. I didn't even have to pull it out, she reached in and did that for me. She gave it some good attention while sitting on my lap and rubbed it directly against her. She gave it a little TJ action and finally it was time for the HJ. She kept it between her tits and jerked it until I came. Unlike some girls who hold it very carefully and aim it, she took it right there where it was, letting it slide between her tits with a little of my own personal lube! It was kind of a surprise ending to what looked like it might not be up to par with previous experiences. Despite it's sketchy appearance, this place really is a great place to spend an evening/night (although I don't recommend staying in the motel!).

Another very good trip to La Casa. I was in on a slow night so I had no problem getting attention from the girls. There was one really wild girl who made it clear (whispering in my ear while she gave me a lap dance near the stage) what she would do to me in the private dance area. I decided that would have to wait until the end of the night and keep that as my backup plan (while she was wild, she wasn't hot, I don't remember her name, but Snaggletooth is the nickname that makes the most sense). There was, however, one very hot girl, perfect body, perfect tits, perfect face, perfect everything... what the hell was she doing here? I took her for a pair of dances in the back and pushed her limits a little bit. She was apparently new to dancing and wasn't fully comfortable being fondled yet. I took it easy with her and nuzzled my face in her tits and rubbed her nipple with my noze when she would lean in a little closer. I tried to touch her breasts with my hands, but didn't get very much of a feel before she would push my hands away. She did like the noze though, every time I did that she would do this cute giggle thing and a huge smile. I tipped her well after the two dances and returned to the main room. She danced on stage a few more times that night and each time she made sure to give me plenty of attention. I even taught her how to take the dollar from my mouth with her tits. She liked that one and made sure to do that every time she came over to me, but didn't do that for any of the other guys in there... The end of the evening came around and I took Snaggletooth to the private dance room. She had had plenty to drink that night so she was very willing to do pretty much anything... She was clear up front that "You can touch here [cuping her tits] and you can grab my ass, but you can't touch my pussy". I asked her if that would change if I tipped well, and she said "of course". she started going wild on me and I got a little chance to touch her pussy, but she was moving so wildly that it was tough to do anything but sit there and take it... She was sweating a bit (kind of a turn off) but she sure knew how to ride a lap. She had me going well and I asked if she wanted to unzip me and play with it directly (she was using her hand on it through my pants perty well). She told me she couldn't but she wanted to make me cum in my pants... and she did! It was nice to have her go wild like that, but I'm not sure I'll take Snaggletooth to the back again, I think I'll work on that perfect bodied girl for a while... another fine night at La Casa!

Weirdest visit ever.... was there on a busy night with a bunch of rafters. The power went out... one of the rafters went to the truck and got a coleman lantern. We played a little game of tossing balled up dollar bills into a cup in between on of the girls legs. Anyone who made the shot got a free dance. One guy made out very well on that deal, the rest of us sucked... must have had too much to drink before hand. Did get plenty of mileage from a few girls with appropriate tips. Most of these girls will definitely give you what you pay for in the small vip space. vip room needs to be used solo to make the most of it, girls get timid with others in the room, much more open when alone. I'll definitely be back...

Went on a slow night, only people besides me were 5 guys who were obviously used to Boston clubs. I didn't mind, I had two girls to myself most of the night. Dancers were nice, young, not very well endowed up top, but a tit is a tit. atmosphere is low budget, but to be expected in northern Maine. double girl dance in back room was pretty good and they clearly were used to working together and had a very set routine. no touching at all, but I wasn't too disappointed. Not a bad night, and it didn't cost me much...