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Crazy Horse

2901 I 10 Frontage Rd
take I-10 through downtown Baton Rouge and cross the Miss. River. Second exit
Port Allen, Louisiana 70767
225-387-6444
Club Type: Topless
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 5

Cover Charge
  Day: 3   Night: 3
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 10
Avg. Drink Cost: 6

Private Dance: Table
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: Dinner
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 06/07/2008
Beer and Wine - Yes
Full Bar - Yes
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - No

18 and over - No

Lunch - No
Dinner - Yes
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - No
DJ - Yes
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - No

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown
Lap Dances (Nude) - Yes

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Yes
VIP / Champagne Room - Yes

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - No
Shower Shows - No

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours: 3pm - 2am seven days a week
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Ok, been a while since I've visited this club and it certainly has changed.
We'll kick off with drink prices..they've stayed pretty much the same, mixed drinks around $6.50. The facility itself changed after a fire and is effectively smaller now with quite a bit of space unused. They may open up the other area on real busy nights, but when I went it was busy and crowded. Tables are not comfortable and it is not the same "upscale" club that it was.
Dancers range from 3-7, like most clubs..I did find that the dancers were either very friendly or hermits, not much in between. VIP was "tame" to say the least, lap dances left much to be desired. All in all, an ok way to spend some cash if you're in Baton Rouge and believe me, the only thing that will leave your pants is the money.

First, I've got to agree w/ previous poster about Alexis. She is an "all grown out" version of Winnie Cooper from Wonder Years -- but with natural E funbags. Worth a visit just for her. $8 cover, but drinks were very reasonably priced! Place was packed, but they were only using the small stage/bar area near entrance. Not sure why the much larger stage area to left of building wasn't in use. The area in use was standing room only, no chairs left, smoke filled, etc. which really annoyed me. 12 girls dancing, nice mix of body types. At least 4 large racks (D or better) which i really like, but also some spinners, fashion model types, etc... Range of maybe 7-9 -- overall not bad. If they would have opened the rest of the bar and eased the crowing, I would have given a 9.

One of the best places across the Mississippi river! Drinks are priced really good and the girls are very good looking! One of my favorites is Alexis! She is a dark hair girl with really great rack and a really fine ass! Does a really good dance! She is a must here!!! Bartenders pour really good drinks and the management is great!!!! This is the sister club to the Gold Club in Baton Rouge!!!

I really liked this club and will stop anytime I am in the area. I stopped in about 9 on a Wednesday and there were 7 girls there (5-8). Unfortunately there were 3, 5s and only 1, 8 (why does anyone hire heavy chicks as strippers, is it just supposed to make the hot chicks hotter bt comparison?), however since I got private dances from the 8 all is well. The private dance was good ($125 for .5 hour), contact was very nice and though they will not dance nude they will show you everything you want to see. She said that the club had recently had a fire and that only part was open, the remodeling on the rest was almost done and will be open soon. It will be a big club when that happens.

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Reviewed By: roccoinla. Send Private Message to roccoinla. Read roccoinla.'s articles

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Review Date: May 14, 2008
Day of Visit: Monday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Ok, been a while since I've visited this club and it certainly has changed. We'll kick off with drink prices..they've stayed pretty much the same, mixed read more...



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