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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

It's been a while since I've been at my favorite NO club. Dancers are great and really friendly. This is in my opinion the most laid back club in NO. The dancers will sit and talk with you for a long time if you want, usually without pressure to buy a drink or a dance. They will ask though, but do take no for an answer easily.

I reccommend Lola. She is smart (actually a math major in college!), funny, and gives a great dance. Definitely, if you can afford it, go to VIP. 1/2 hour runs $300 including house fee and waitress tip. You do want to tip to keep her from interrupting. Lola will give you a very sensual dance and will include many extras.

I haven't been to New Orleans much since the hurricane. My business there just never got back to where it was before. I have also found fun in other places since then. However, when the opportunity arises, I still like to check out NOLA; and this has always been my favorite club, even though I haven't been able to hook up with favorites from a couple of years ago.

The dances here are expensive, if you get the good ones. The thing I like though is that they do have good two-way contact at a per dance price, even if it is high. That is a lot better than paying $20 each for one way dances or shelling out big bucks for a room. It is nice to hae the middle option.

I am giving a 7 rating because it is still fun but not quite at the old vibe.

went to Temptations for the first time on a Saturday night. Club was mostly full, with about 10 girls working. Most were 5 or 6 on a scale of 10, with 2-3 girls 8-9. Ended getting a $40 dance from a pretty brunette named Candy. We went to a nearly private room in the back, there is a doorman who collects money. Excellent dance with plenty of contact. Decided not to do another at the time. Tried to get a dance from a skinny girl with reddish brunette hair. She seemed drunk, but would never come over. Also had my eye on a blonde with huge fake boobs, she also never came over. Seems like the dancers know some folks there, and spend most of their time with them. Would repeat, maybe again onight for some additional danced from Candy.

Checked out the club earlier this month on a Tuesday night around 11:00 p.m., where I quickly hooked up with 20-year-old blond Nikita from central Russia. She had been in the U.S. for just five months, though she spoke English reasonably well. Had a $40 lap dance in a private room (versus $20 for a table dance with no reciprocal touching). Then did $300 for 30 minutes ($250 for the dancer and $50 for the waitress). Drinks were optional. As you might guess from my step-up to the overpriced 30-minute plan, I had an excellent experience with Nikita at Temptations.