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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I was out one night to a concert and after the show decided to stop in at Illusions. It was about 2am and when I walked in the place was practially empty. One dancer on stage. I thought there may have been another room with another stage but there wasn't. I asked the bartender where the other dancers were and she said they all went home. So the girl on stage was IT! She was pretty hot, not the best looking girl I've seen, but hot. I think her name was Cinnamon. She was african-american. (just being detailed, I enjoy african-american women). I only had about 40 bucks on me at the time, so I gave her some one's here and there, bought a drink, and bought a table dance from her. She took me to the back room and danced for me longer than she was supposed to. Probably because there was nothing better to do and nobody else was there! It was actually a fun time! I talked to her afterwards and bought her a drink. She was exhausted though, so I ended up leaving. But all in all the place is nice! I will be going back earlier in the night. The only complaint I really had was that she was wearing pasties and I really thought it was a topless club.

Dropped in Illusions for a moment this past week on my regular update rounds. I have to say (and to be quite honest, this is not saying much) Illusions has actually improved. I only got hit on by ONE of the she-males there. But, you must understand that Illustions has a certain clientele that perhaps are looking for that bit of mysteriousness in an urbane setting, so it's not to be taken as an insult.

As I like full-bodied women and girls with big a--es, Illusions had plenty to offer and plenty MORE to offer on the side...

Fun for a solo night out when you are feeling a little risque' or kinky.