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Crazy Horse Cabaret Too

37034 Highway 30
I10 -> Exit 177 (LA-30/Gonzales/St. Gabriel), West 1.7 miles, on right side of road
Geismar, Louisiana 70734
225-677-5451
Club Type: Topless
Dancer Ethnicity: White

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 3

Cover Charge
  Day: 3   Night: 3
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 50
Avg. Drink Cost: 0

Private Dance: Table
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: None
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 07/18/2007
Beer and Wine - Yes
Full Bar - Yes
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - No

18 and over - No

Lunch - No
Dinner - No
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Unknown
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - No

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown
Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown
VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown
Shower Shows - Unknown

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours: 8am to 2am
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Went early one Friday night, about 5-6 girls working 2 7's, and 3-4 4's and as always one 8. I wish the front door girl would have been dancing she was a HOT 9+. Drinks were reasonable and the waitress were johnny on the spot without being pushy, Finally got a few dances from the short cute girl and I was very pleased. Overall typical country club with lots of regulars and it just depends on who is working.

Stopped by the club at around 5 in the afternoon on a Thursday. Had 5 dancers working. All of them nice looking. When approaching stage to tip regulars did get some contact. Newbie like me didn't get a lot of attention but by the end of my visit the ladies were getting more friendly.

There is no cover before six PM and at night during the week the club offers some sort of meal deal (Free steak one night, burgers another) to help get business in the club.

Drinks are 3 to 3.75 for a beer. I am not sure about the price of mixed drinks.

The dances do come by and ask for private dances but I was never approached in a pushy fashion.

The club is very clean and nice on the inside. It is plain on the outside so you are pleasantly surprised when you go inside. I plan on returning soon and hope to add additional information in a follow-up review.

Now the Crazy Horse Cabaret Too. Very nicely redone inside about six months ago. Good variety of girls 6-8's mostly, lots of tatted up girls. LD's go for $25 a song and VIPs $125 for 30 minutes. Good amount of contact. Crazy Horse Too is worth checking out if you are in the area.

Nice club, but small. One of the dancers told me that 9 girls were working, but I only saw 5.

The club was pricey, $175 for the VIP room, and that did not include drinks or girls, they were extra. Lap dances were $60. I got one, and it was a good one, but not worth $60.

I wasn't pressured to buy dances, drinks for the girls, or take a trip to the VIP room, and that's a good thing. Overall, it was a good experience.

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Reviewed By: george1972 Send Private Message to george1972

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Review Date: January 31, 2008
Day of Visit: Unknown
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Went early one Friday night, about 5-6 girls working 2 7's, and 3-4 4's and as always one 8. I wish the front door girl would have been dancing she was a HOT read more...



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