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September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

Stopped in after going to a baseball game last week. The quality of the dancers in this place has decreased tremendously. There were abot 7 dancers there, and all of them were older and trashy looking. All of them approached me and my buddy at one time for dances, but none of them interested me at all. Also, this bar markets its drinks very agressively. If you don't buy a dance from the girl immediately, the bartender will ask if you would like to buy her a drink ranging anywhere from $18-$58.

Have visited this club a few times during various times of the day. First of all, it's not very much to look at and parking is difficult if the club is busy. Most of the patrons are locals. No cover charge during the day - $5 in the evening. Drinks aren't too overpriced - beer $4.00, mixed drinks $5. There is one stage with a fair amount of seating. The girls are pretty close to you as they dance. There is a private dance area.

The girls, for the most part, aren't that much to look at. However there are a couple that are cute and very friendly (Heidi is my favorite). The girls will try to get you to buy them a drink - which start at $18 and go up from there.

Private dances are $10 a song. Fairly good mileage - depending on who is giving the dance and how much supervision is provided by management.

Not a bad place to go. I prefer it to the other places in Covington or Newport - any of which leave a great deal to be desired. Therefore, because of it's proximity to downtown Cincinnati (a 10 minute drive) and since it is the best "bang of the buck", I give it a 7

Arrived just before 8 pm Monday night. Six customers, eight girls were present. Four girls were day shift just ready to leave. Two girls came in later. They ranged from an 8 to a couple of 3's. The place is clean, including the bathroom. Cover charge of $5 starts after 8 pm. Lap dances are $10 on Mondays, not sure about the rest of the week. The girls are topless but with day-glow green plastic on the nips. Stage dancing was above average with some flashing.
Lap dances are supposed to no contact, but depending on the bouncer LD's are above average two way contact. This is a very YMMV place. This is the best place close to downtown Cincinnati. Full alcohol and smoking but not a heavy smoke smell.


I have only been here on afternoons during the week, and there is no cover charge then. After 8pm, the cover charge is $5, and includes a one drink minimum.

The girls are average, but don't seem enthusiastic while they are dancing on stage. The club is clan and looks respectable. The bathrooms are also surprisingly clean.

Beer prices are $3, and served in cans for the most part. Dances are $10, but most of the girls I have gotten dances from have been really into them, and pretty wild for the most part. The bartender and waitresses are also constatnly trying to get you to buy drinks for the girls, which start at $18. If you buy a dancer a 58 dollar drink, they will spend 45 minutes with you and it includes one dance.

There is very limited parking, even on a tuesday afternoon.

Worst club i have ever been to! Dancers were not attractive (and they all seemd old) and the club is depressing - when I visited about 4pm the place was empty and I only stayed about 2 minutes. No ID check for me. Cincinnati area clubs are a lot less fun then the clubs in Lexington or Columbus or Diamonds in Dayton. If you have time, so to one of these clubs instead. Avoid this club!!

The more I go to the club the more I really enjoy it... I guess I have become a regular, as the girls have really started to remember me. I have been offered a lot of things in this club, and I'd say I am not comfortable accepting 99% of them... Most of the girls who offer things I am not comfortable with are girls that I am not attracted to, so saying no thank you isnt hard. I find that as long as you are polite, you dont get any rude girls, just dont promise them all you will think about taking them up on their offer because you will never get left alone. This past time I had a lot of fun with Tiger... She is quite a handful literally. Very sexy and loves to play. For a $55 and a small tip I left very happy and I will say she really knows how to use her hands. Totally worth the visit and always a nice release.

Similar to the co-owned Brass Mule across the street - see my review there for overall trend.

The Bull on the night I went had fewer dancers and of a more variable quality. No VIP here, and all of the public seating is more public than across the street. It was a bit more laid-back, though.

I must confess that part of my problem may have been a lack of cash - I bought drinks with a CC (yes, I know better - sometimes, it happens) and found that I could not add an additional tip for the dancers - their share of the 'drink' is fixed. I was honest with both ladies who joined me, though, and we came to a satisfying arrangement if I bit more than I wanted to spend and a higher percent going to the house.

Pretty rough place. They scam you instantly for drinks that start at $55.00. Looks like a lot of mileage if you are a regular. I was affraid to try, all of the decent looking women were taken and the ones that were available were pushy, heavy, and old. I may try again just for the heck of it, there was no cover and beers were about $3.00. The place could use a good cleaning, very heavy smoke odor, I noticed right away and I am a smoker. I was only there about a half hour but when I got home it smelled like I was in a bar for the whole day.

Wednesday evening visit around 10PM: 7 or 8 girls, slightly cuter than across the street (5 to 7's) - an ok mix if you tend towards larger gals but that's not my preference. It's the classic "buy a drink game" with girls being clear that more is available for more expensive drinks. There are some dining room style booths towards the back which you sit with the lady for the more expensive drinks. Quite likely YMMV; I wouldn't know because the only girl half-attractive to me was focused her regulars and unavailable. Fairly depressing place overall; it gets a "2" because I save "1" for clubs who have no dancers.

Visiting friends in Cincinnati, stopped by the old 'strip' in Newport on way from airport. Not as populated w/ clubs of this nature as it used to be, popped in here for a few beers and some scenery. Here's the lowdown- the drinks are overpriced, the girls are bored, some are hideous and some are fairly hot. They will hustle you, try to get you to drop some dollars for a tableside affair. If you're looking for high mileage, you can do very well here... very, very well. If you're looking for a spiffy joint w/ the hottest young thangs and a high-class atmosphere, this is NOT the place for you. So, it all depends on what you want... It's dark, even in the day, and if you find a girl that appeals to you you'll have a good time, even if you just want to enjoy a drink and some conversation. If you're looking to kill an hour or two, not a bad option...

Well, I thought that LeFoxx was the worst club I've ever been to, but the bull was even worse. No cover, but ALL of the dancers, and I mean all of the dancers, were old and out of shape. Depressing! The club is old, smoke filled and the other guys in the place looked like total losers. This is not a place for the professional crowd. The neighborhood is rough and I was worried the entire time about my car.

Even though Concepts is a much longer drive (near Argosy in Indiana off I-275), it is well worth the time to get a decent dance there - just look at porn on the internet over this place!!