the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I got here right before the evening shift arrived. It was kind of hard to find, but about 40 mins from Cincinnati, iirc. There were two dancers. I forgot the name of the one I danced with, but she also cuts hair and has nice natural breasts, brown hair (nice hair, too). She let me suck on those breasts, which was nice. Drinks were cheap and there's no cover in the day. I think she said that dances were $20 during day, but $30 at night. I couldn't believe that there were only two dancers. They said that there was a third but she called in sick, probably b/c the days are so slow. The dance area is behind a translucent curtain but it's one giant curtain for a huge row of couches. There's a shower thing too, but I didn't stay long enough to witness. Drinks were good and overall I had a good time. Next time I visit, I'll make sure to book some more time.

I visited the club on a Monday night at 9:30. The cover charge was $10 and they had a great selection of beer. Along with the typical domestics they also had Bass, Killians, and Blue Moon on tap. My Bass was $5. The club is very clean and open. There were around 15 dancers and a dozen patrons. I grabbed a spot at the stage to watch the show. I was here 2 years ago and then it was full nude; it's now listed as topless however; there was a lot of close-up panties pulled to the side to reveal all. They dancers were very friendly and all but one in the 8 or 9 range and all natural. Some tattoos but hey, it's a strip club. The dancers didn't seem too pushy. On Monday night they have lap dances for $25 so I chose one dancer who had previously greeted me as I entered. The songs are full length so you do get some value; there was some moderate one-way contact and lip teasing. My dancer put on a great show with bent over panties pulled down action. This club is clean and comfortable and a great place to take a break driving for Cincinnati to Louisville. I recommend it and I will return.

Stopped in here on a weekday afternoon to meet friends from Louisville halfway. Only two dancers were working and very few customers were in the place. The dancers were very attractive, but did not spend much time on stage. Lapdances are $30, and mostly air. They do have a full bar, and also a very nice menu for lunch and dinner, since they are attached to a Steakhouse. The Steak was excellent, the club is clean, but not the place you want to go to during the day.

On a "local vacation" and in need of a club fix, I stopped by last evening for a nightcap. Not a lot going on here for a Thursday night. Arrived about 9:30 and paid a 10 cover. Inside were 10 girls and about 15 patrons. A really dead crowd; dancers and customers were laid back and just kind of going thru the motions. In the hour I was there, I partook of one 2-for-1 dance ($35) and didn't see anyone else get any.

Crowd: tame. No energy. On the other hand, the smoke was tolerable since there was plenty of open space.

Dancers: mostly natural, but all had excessive tats, piercings, or both. Average 5-7. Nothing horrible, but nothing spectacular either. Maybe the varsity was waiting for Fri night.

Dances: I only had one two-dance session, but there was some modest one-way contact (an improvement from my last visit). There's now a half-wall between the main room and the dance area, with transparent curtains hanging down to fill the rest of the gap. No bouncer lurking directly over you anymore, either, although they did remain within plain sight. Couches were comfy.

Overall, a passable experience given our limited options in the local area.