the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

I'm with MarkScandal, and wish to publicly thank him for his review. The combination of low ratings and the misleading Bikini Club listing kept me away for years, which I now regret. Once I figure out the system completely, it might become a favorite.

I say 'Bikini' is a bit misleading because tits and pussy visible onstage is common, though never lasts for a whole song. That puts it between categories in my book. While I was there, stage tipping was always rewarded with a peek at least.

The action, though, is in the 'drinks' - increasing price brings more private booth seating and more time, though the exact amount of time is never stated, so I will not detail it. All but the $330 drink are seated in the main room.

$55: busy half of the club, fairly well lit (though still dim - this is a dark club)
$110: Busy side, unlit
$220: Slow side , unlit
$330: VIP room with 2/3 height wall separation from the main room.

Be prepared to tip the waitress generously to remain undisturbed during your time, and of course give the lady something extra for what she gives you.

Hustle factor to buy a drink - often for more than one lady at a time - is high, but polite refusal was met politely. I settled on a $55 drink with a petite blonde with mid-sized implants and a lovely bald puss. After some kissing and groping we were joined by a friend of hers who helped us out for a modest tip, and our brief time together came to a satisfying conclusion.

I rate the dancer quality a 7 because most would fall in the 5-6 range for looks and 10 for playfulness. I split the difference.

Same owner and similar arrangement to the Brass Bull just across the street. I should have called it a night, but couldn't resist checking out both - see my review there.


while some people rate this club very low... I say its an average club that totally serves an amazing purpose. Do not go here expecting super hot women naked giving lap dances with heavy grinding... However if you go into this club expecting to sit in a booth with an attractive women, with tons of heavy petting, massive two way contact, and a good finish (usually in her hand). Then you wont be disappointed.

Some girls do much more than others... and some take things to a level I dont know if im willing to try. If you are uncomfortable being exposed with the potential of someone seeing, this isnt the place for you. the girls are very good at hiding what is going on... but you never know who is watching. Enjoy yourself though, everyone knows whats going on there. Have Fun!

It's still open, and there's no cover charge on the Wednesday evening I visited.

There's a large entry area with unused bar, and then a long walk to an old style theater stage. There were about 6 or 7 ladies who I'd rate 4 to no more than 6. One of the dancers was old enough to have silver hair and look out of place with no bingo table nearby. I can't think of a reason why this club would be of interested to anyone.

I arrived at 9:40PM, Saturday, August 19, 2006. Paid my $2 cover charge and walked on back to the bar and stage area of the club. I purchased my $3 "canned" beer and stayed at the bar. I observed about 15 other customers and 7 dancers, ranging in appearance from 6 to 8. I ended up tipping one dancer (8) on the stage. All dancers kept their tops on, of course this IS a bikini bar. I couldn't readily locate any VIP or LD area of sorts, that had any privacy to it, so I finished my beer and departed the club at 10:15PM, walking across the street to The Brass Bull, owned by the same person, and happened to be the second and only other dance club in Newport. My decision was correct. I spent about $15 in this club, giving it a rating of 4.