the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I went here this night expecting the same slightly above average experience. I was surprised by the number of dancers in the 7-9 range. There were at least 3 Dimepieces in there that night. Very little pressure to buy dances. Even the bartender was fine that night. The drinks are good and they are reasonable for a strip club. They dance for you at the bar or where ever you are for either $5 or $10 depending on the girl. Some get nude others don't. There is lots of booty shaking and naked women in there. I spent waaaay more than I wanted to but I had a good time. I did not get any "upstairs" dances or any hot tub dances but it was well worth the money. I am going back soon with more money. The only thing about this club I really dislike is that you have to go so late at night.

Phat's is an all black club but I was welcomed in the door being caucasian. There is a small cover charge and they will pat you down as you enter. I have been there on other nights and usually there will be one hot dancer and some that aren't. This place is not about the stage which is tiny and in the corner. The girls will sit with you, talk to you and give semi-private dances upstairs. As far as lap dances go, I would describe them as "generous." There is a hot tub rum upstairs, again, semi private. That is a nice experience.

This place looks like a classic uptown, butt-ride, grope-fest. Too bad very few of the dancers allow any contact. Well, you can get a few quick touches of top and bottom on the main floor with some dancers. The private dances are nothing but topless air. But dancers can get nude on the bar, and often do so, with legs fully spread for the "tip-grope". You can get lap dances and wall dances on the main floor. Some of the dancers walk around bottomless, topless or nude, which is always nice. The club would be perfect, if it weren't for the no contact lap dances. Oh well. The Green Light Lounge was better in this department.

Went to Phat's on a Thursday night. There were about 8 girls there ranging from 6-8's and one dimepiece. I have been here on several occasions and it seems to be very inconsistent. They had some issue where they had a sign out front saying "they lied the shooting did not occur at Phat's, thank you WKLV (tv station) for telling the truth." I don't know what that was all about but I am sure it was a bad decision. There is one girl there that is much more attractive than the rest but she acted like it. I got a lap dance from her but she acted totally disinterested in what she was doing. Unfortunately she had a perfect booty, and a smile to go along with it so I ended up giving her about $60.00 in dances. The drinks were pretty stiff so overall it was a decent experience.