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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Friday at 3pm. Three dancers, three customers. Deadest DejaVu I have ever been in. Dancers were good looking but the limited grind LD's are not even worth the $20 cost. They had a cute little 20 year old new dancer but that was about the best thing in the place. Club is clean like all DejaVa's but compared to the other great clubs in Lexington it has a long way to go.

This club by far is the worst I've ever set foot in. The girls were fat, trashy, or old. I don't know why anyone would regular this place. Compared to other clubs in the area, this one is like a retirement home for misfit dancers. I only give it a 2 because parking was convienent as there was noone there on a friday nite. BLAH!

There was no bartender so I sat without drink for about 20 minutes. The "security" there were like chopped down section 8 versions of Eminem. Corn rolls topped most of the white guys heads if not accompanied by a bandana. And this was the staff? After seeing the selection of girls I knew I should have headed out the door right then and there. BUT being the optimistic guy I am, I figured I'd give the cutest dancer there a shot (4 or 5?) she was strictly buisness, air dance, no chat, NO mileage. I got more milage from my zipper as I walked to the door. Do not suggest anyone to waste time or money there.

First things first. The cover to get in here is too high. $12 is way too much to get into this establishment. I feel it should be lower. However I will let this slide since they don't serve alcohol.

Everytime I have been in during the day shift I have been dissapointed. I went in once and there were only two girls working. But there were around 10 guys in the club. After every song the girls would either go back to the dressing room and sit, or get with the first guy they talk to. Thats fine, but the DJ would just go on and on about how all the customers must be gay. I'm not gay just because there are more guys than girls in the club at any given time.

Now, for the night shift. It is great. I've never been dissapointed by the girls on the night shift. There are always tons of them and the majority are usually quite attractive. The girls are always nice. Iv'e never been hustled or been treated rudely. The dance prices are reasonable and the length is better than other clubs in lexington.

DEAD- That was my impression walking in, things didn't improve much walking in. This on a late Friday afternoon. Cover was $6, music playing, but no stage show. I sat at bar for 3 minutes before "waitress" reading a book or something finally asked if I wanted a drink.(free, non-alc).There were 2 customers, and only 2 dancers. One was a 7, the other an 8. Stage shows were nude, no real interaction. There were easily 10 or so lapdance booths along opposing walls. The dances were $20 topless, strictly limited 1-way lite- marginally better contact than DV Cincy, and their dances are nude for same price. I was told that VIP room was $100/half hr, could be either nude no contact, or topless like outside dances. While that sounds like a bargain, none of the 2 different dancers style picqued my interest much. I know that several places have dead times, but lackadaisical staff, coupled with bigger more happening crowd at Cowboys down the street makes for an equivocal interest in returning. Good eye candy aspect, but little else.