the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I walked in Camelot East and was surprised to see no one on stage. I went to the rest room. I came back out and there was still no one on stage. I asked the guy at the door what was going on. He said that he only had 3 girls and they were all with guys right now. He said right now, they were doing 2 dances off and 2 dances on. He did say that he had more dancers coming in later.

So, Camelot East is now open on Sundays due to new liquor law in Lexington. But, it looks like it is very dead until possibly later in the evening.


For those trying to find Camelot East for the first time, you need to turn in by the McDonalds and follow the road back and then turn left. The club entrance is back in that alley (not as scary as it sounds, always lots of cars back there.)

I paid my $6 cover and found a table near the main stage and runway. The side stage was not being used on this night, which is too bad because I love clubs that everyhwere I look there is another naked dancer.

Anyway, each girl spends one song on the runway and then one song (fully naked) on the main stage.

Table dances are $5. Couch dances in the back are $25. I recommend waiting for the 2-for-1 on the couch dances or simply tell the girl you want to wait for a 2-for-1 and they will usually arrange it right away.

On this night I sampled XXXXXXX, a very petite (95 pounds?) bisexual brunette with a tight little butt. She was pretty good, although the best turn-on came when another girl came up and started rubbing on my dancer's percy. There was some legit lesbian heat in the air at that moment.

The couch dance area at Camelot East is about average for a run-down strip club. The shocks are shot and the cushions are torn, with the stuffing coming out. It's also not quite big enough.

Make sure to sit away from the side where the bouncer sits, for a little privacy (still not enough though, always a buzz kill for me).

You cannot touch the dancer, but the good ones will be fairly liberal with their hands and parts on you. Nipples in your mouth, typical grindage, and the occassional Johnson grab should all be on the menu.

On this night there were three dancers who said they recently quit at Paradise City (trashier club on Lexington's East side)to work at Camelot East. There was also a smoking hot girl who was under 21, so I bought her a soda. She was fine. Forgot her name!

Hustle factor was fairly low as long as you know how to say no. The club was not too busy for a Saturday, so I was approached often when I was alone.

Very minor thug factor is sometime present in Lexington clubs, bit it was not present on this night.

Went on a Saturday night in early April. The place is hard to find - turn off of Richmond Rd between a McDonalds and Chase bank in front of a shopping center, follow that road/driveway until it dead-ends, then turn left. Camelot East is in sight on your left.

Cops were in the parking lot the night I was there, which may have affected my experience. I found it as described here and similar to other Lexington clubs - good one-way contact, no privacy; one of the dancers I got a private from encouraged two-way, but we were spotted and both reprimanded. This is a bit of a buzzkill.

Again like I think of most of the Lexington clubs, I'd rate dancer appearance 5-7, with one exception I must note - Sway was a perfect 10 on my personal scale, and friendly and playful and a good conversationalist to boot. If she'd been allowed to give the dance I think she wanted to give, this club would have risen to an 8. Do not miss her if you should go to the club!

I also got a private from Lucky - nice lady, unexceptional dance.

I went here on a Thursday, early evening in mid-December. There was a $4 cover charge. Every so often, they have a review, where all the girls get on the stage, then they announce their names as they come down off the stage. There were 24 girls, ranging from 5 - 9, with mostly 7's and 8's. The girls are then available for a 2 for 1 couch dance.

I picked one girl fairly quickly because she really had a nice smile and made good eye contact. She said that a table dance was $10 and a couch dance was $25. She said it was up to the girl whether the guy could touch her breasts or not! I had not seen this before in Lexington. She had really nice natural breasts, so I went to the back area for a couch dance. She was good at her word and let me feel her breasts very freely. She asked which position for dance I liked best. She gave an above average dance, but not exceptional. I had 3 dances with her.

I left soon afterwards because I was supposed to be Christmas shopping! I will definitely go back again.