the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

What to do in a small town like Bowling Green. Hit the one and only strip club! Things have drastically slowed down for this club in the past year. The girls have all seemed to tame themselves down, or their was a bust. In the past the DJ and girls would hustle private dances, and they were actually worth it. Now the girl is up on stage and she has the same routine as all the others... smash your face into her chest and smoother you. State laws still require pasties and bottoms. This might as well not even be a strip club at all. Just a place to go through your dollar bills and get very little in return, well other than lung cancer from all the second hand smoke.

This is a truly unique club. It is divided into two sections. On one side with a seperate exterior door they serve alcohol and you can sit and chat with a dancer and purchase her a $10 drink. The other side has the stages, and lap dance areas, but no alcohol is allowed. The bathrooms appear to be unisex, and have no locks on the door which probably leads to some awkward encounters. With that being said, it is a small but nice club, with a $5 cover and reasonably priced drinks. When I first arrived I saw a collection of Motorcycle parked in front of the building with several guys sitting around talking. It was a little intimidating, but I never encountered any hostility etc. It was actually quite laid back.

There were a lot of women here. There is something to fit every taste with the girls ranging from 4's to 8's. I tipped a lot of dollars and sampled dances from about 8-10 girls. My favorites were Hennessy and Malibu. The dances were good grinding lap dances done in either a small stall with dividers or up in a common room with couches. The dancers could grind on you but you were not supposed to touch them although a little incidental contact on the hips or legs was tolerated. Several of the girls gave very stimulating conversation while dancing for you. No extras available but there were one or two opportuinities for some fun OTC which were offerdd when I enquired.

It was a nice place, but for a roadtrip out of Nashville, Exit 22 is the best bet south of Nashville. It is unfortunate that Ignorant, pretentious self rightous people feel the need to try and force everyone to live by thier "Moral Standards". When will americans learn to develop healthier attitudes about sexuality like our European or Canadian Neighbors?

This place is like a bad drug. I know it's bad for me, yet I keep coming back. This visit was on a Saturday night, and the crowd was moderate. Since my last visit, the quality of the dancers seemed to be a bit higher, with a lot of new faces. As I entered, the doorman waived my cover charge and directed a dancer named J**** to take care of me. She was extremely short, about 4'11'', and a bit overweight, but young and cute. I did a 2-for-1 with her and she was aggressive with the stick shifting. After sitting and relaxing for a while and tipping some stage dancers, she asked me if I wanted a private at $100 for half an hour. I reluctantly said yes. The private was good, but she limited my contact to the occasional "accidental" grope. She was a bit more aggressive and gave an enthusiastic grope and grind. Overall, the girls are the next-door type and the mileage continues to inch up. For my hometown club and the only one in the area, I suppose it could be worse, but the next morning I always regret spending my limited funds here, especially since I've got a business trip to Lexington next week that will leave time for a visit to Cowboys. I envy you Florida and Texas hobbyists.

Well, I've quit drinking, which changes the experience at Tattle Tales, one for the better, one for the worse. First, on the positive side, the dances are much more enjoyable because I'm physically up for the whole experience. And, as I've said before, the dances are much better now than they were a few years ago. On the downside, being sober and clear-eyed somewhat lowers the quality of the dancers. While there are still a few cute, GNDs here, the ouch factor is much higher. So, I'll rate the quality of dances a 7 and the quality of the dancers a 5 for an overall 6.