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July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

I visited the club in the late afternoon. There were about 10 dancers and only 2 of them were 6+. I sat at the bar and had a couple of beers before I got so bored and decided it was best to leave. After each dance set, the dancer would come around and demand tips. She said that there were so few tips from the customers, that was the only way to make money. Also, the club was pretty run down. I am not sure I would return without a significant upgrade to both the club and the girls.

None of the dancers look good at all. Looks around about 3-4. Had 6 dancers there. Music comes from a jukebox that cost money. The speakers sound live crap. Drinks were not so good. Staff was not very friendly. Look like there were some regulars there. There are pool tables and some video games. The girls tops did not come off when I was there. There are some better strip clubs out there in Kansas. This is not one of them.

I went to this club at the request of one of the dancers named Danni. I was there on 11/18, a Thursday night. As you walk in the door, the bar is to the immediate left. When you walk a few feet forward, you will find the stage area. Then over to the far left are the pool tables. The interior of this place is run-down. It could definitely use a much-needed facelift! So could many of the dancers. Most of the dancers that work here are ladies of color. Off to the side there is a chair in a little compartment, like a closet, where you can get some very interesting lap dances (plus a whole lot more for your money). I think that some of the clients even take some of the dancers away from the club for some serious adult fun (if you know what I mean), then the dancers return. I would be careful (if I were you) in this club. Be aware of your surroundings at all times. You never know what's going to happen. I even heard about a fight outside between two dancers during the time I was there.

I went to this club tonight for the first time. Let's just say it was pathetic. I arrived around 9:00 pm, and paid my $3.00 cover charge and bought a beer ($3.50 for a draft Budweiser) and sat down. There were only a handful of other patrons, and apparently I was the only person paying attention to the ladies. Eventually another man showed up and was also tipping, but let's just say that the dancers were very ignored.

Of course there's a reason for that...no skin. Basically it's a titty bar without titties. All of the ladies were wearing bras and/or bikini tops and they never came off. I don't have much experience with the strip scene in Wichita (recently moved here) but apparently the laws have changed concerning clubs within the city limits.

Bottom line is, I stayed for an hour, tipped all the dancers out of sympathy if nothing else, got a single lap dance from a dancer named Destiny (the best looking one in there, in my opinion), and left.

Oh, aside from the no topless thing...it should be mentioned that all of the dancers were NOT that good looking. I would rate them as 3's to 5's on a scale from 1 to 10, with Destiny as the sole exception. Also, there were more black dancers than white dancers. That might matter to some people. It matters to me mostly because I'm not a big fan of rap music, especially when it's very loud and I'm not getting to see any titties.

Personally, if I owned that club, I'd give up. Gut it, and remodel it as a normal bar. I don't think they're going to continue to be successful as a strip club since there is no stripping going on.

I'm back home posting this review, and then I'm off to <a href="http://www.tuscl.com/sc-ClubDetail.asp?ClubID=6063&mode=D">Michelle's Beach House</a>. I haven't been there, but I've heard that club is much better!