the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Was there on Saturday night, after KU won the semifinal over UNC, so it was busy and the crowd was happy. Parking lot was paved, well-lit and watched by a security guard. The club was a tad shabby, but clean. Smoking was allowed and prevalent, but the club was not smoky, even though the cielings were low.

There were two stages and perhaps 15 dancers. None were gorgeous, several were attractive and only a couple did nothing for me at all. The dancers ran a full range of ages, sizes and race, and were generally positive in appearance.

It was a "private club" which means the out-of-town guy paid $20 at the door, but the doorman promised me that I was entered into the computer data base and that my future visits, for one year, would be at a reduced cover. Beers were $3.50, stripper drinks were $9.00. The service was great and attentive and my waitress had the best set of tits in the place: large, round and natural.

The girls danced two songs, one on each stage, and then circulated. This is where the club gets marked down. The girls spent nearly all of their attention on regular customers, even after cajoling guys into the $35 bracelet to go into VIP. VIP allowed mutual contact, including butt and boobs. Esentially, the only thing you couldn't do was touch them where the g-string covered. YMMV, but each dance I got were functional, but not spectacular. Girls wore pasties during VIP dances, so no nipple tweaks were goin' on. Dances in VIP are $20 each and were OK. Dances on the floor are $10, and only the girl can do the touching. Did not partake, so I can't compare.

Overall, disappointing that VIP, stripper drinks and $20 per dance were not enough to keep the girls' attention.

I used to go in here every month or so when I was in town on business. the place has really started to go down hill. the girls are getting chunkier and there are less people there every time I go. on my last trip there I bailed after 30 minutes and went across the street. BF's was hopping and the chicks had improved since the last time I was there. that's where i'll be going from now on.

Just a decent hangout if you're in Johnson County and don't feel like driving to Lawrence. Good range of girls, looks like you can sit there all night and drink cheap. I think about anybody would be comfortable there. Table dances were $10, to go into the private area you had to pay $35. Don't remember how much the dances were back there. Extras can probably be had, but carefully, the booths weren't that private, and there was a bouncer assigned to keep an eye out.
It was annoying to tip so the girls could use the juke box, but it did give you some more cheap upclose action with one of the girls.

There is certainly not a huge selection of clubs in the KC area. If you are in the OP area, your even more limited. Since I travel there a lot, I get to this club about once a month, always on a week night. There is another club around the corner from this one, but it is not as nice and tends to cater to locals and regulars more. With this club, you only have to pay a cover once a year, which is pretty cool. That makes it easy to swing by, have a drink (which are very reasonably priced), and chech out the talent (which seems to vary). There is a good range of girls (5s-9s) and a little bit of every ethnicity. Sometimes there is good circulation and others you have to flag a girl down. YMMV, but since it is pretty open you can see what you are getting before you get a dance. The wait staff is always very friendly and responsive. If you are looking for a lot of mileage, take a trip to Lawrence. If you want to stay closer, I reccommed this place. My rating is based on a comparison to clubs nationally (no where near a Vegas or FL club) and what you have to choose from locally (which is below average).