the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I was in here last week. I came in around 7:30 and stayed for a few hours. Atmosphere was fairly decent. Actually the club exceeded my expectations on the "not-a-dump" factor for the location. The club has a single stage and the weeknight I was there had a large number of dancers. Each dancer had a two song set. The first song was fully clothed and the second was topless. Dancer quality ranged from 3 to 8. There was a lot of variety There was probably 2 dancers for every patron when I was there. The dancers were very friendly and did not seem to be too pushy for privates. Because of the single stage and large number of dancers, if you wanted to talk with a particular dancer, you would have better luck approaching her when she was not up on stage. Each dancer had a set about once every 1 1/2 hours. The early evening that I was there, did not have a lot of patrons at the rail, but the local custom was to put a dollar in your mouth and they would take it with a titty pinch. A few of the girls did some fairly tame girl-girl exchanges.

I had known for several weeks that I was going to be in Emporia on a Wednesday and was planning on visiting this club. Having been to its companion club in Topeka, I was expecting great things. Then I read the previous review. But I was in the neighborhood. First of all the club is not as bad as the previous review might indicate. It is smaller than the one in Topeka. But not in the state describe below.

There were only about 6 girls working and when I arrived at around 9:00 the first few I saw on stage did not impress me. As it got later the quality improved and there were a couple I considered taking to the VIP room. But the evening was getting late. I had quite a drive to get home and an early morning wake up call. So I did not check out the VIP.

Keep in mind this was a Wednesday night. I was told that the number of dancers more than doubles on weekends. Maybe I'll try again.

Stopped by this club because I had been to the sister club in Topeka. Was I shocked to see this place. Nothing like the Topeka Club. This one was dirty and the atmosphere was nothing like the other clubs. Decided to get a VIP dance with a lovely looking lady. When we got back into VIP, she told me the dance was $20.00, $30.00 if I wanted to touch her anywhere. I took one for the team and then got the hell out of there.

Better maintenance of club and cleaner than last Summers trip. Had to lower rating to 6 since quality of dancers went down. Maybe winter blahs hits everyone. Visisted last week Wed and Thursday. Had to be in Emporia so nothing else to do. Biggest crowd in 2 nights was 8 guys and both nights had 4 gals working. Average rating 6 to 7. Skye on Wed was best of the bunch. Blonde and about 5'10. She had a regular and stayed with him all night and 5-6 VIP's. I was there for a drink and to kill time.

Cover $5 and drinks $5 each. Bought a dancer a drink for $5 and chatted a while. Slow nights for them too. Gals danced 1 set each (2 songs) then took a 2 song break. BOREING!!! Better than watching HBO in the hotel but just barely. 2 nights of drinks, cover and tips and only spent $50.

I would not go out of my way to make a special trip here. Maybe summer will be better.