the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

OK, clubs here are a bit odd. For one thing, they don't seem to open until 10pm (and then are scheduled to close at 3am, though I didn't wait around to check). These are definitely lap dance clubs, but they are relatively low-contact (by most standards). And they're expensive.

So here's how it worked at Angels, though I've been assured it is similar in other clubs.

Come in the door, and there is a cover charge (20 Euros) and a bar. There are also a lot of dancers. I went on a Wednesday, and there were over a dozen (with 2 customers at the time) with at least 6 of them drop-dead gorgeous. Mix of ethnicities, including Irish, English, Eastern Europe, and more.

The entire club is built around lap dancing (nothing else was really going on, except trying to sell lap dances). The expensive part is that the cheapest dance here was, I think, $40 for 3 minutes. There was a $60 for 5 minutes; $100 for 10 minutes in the champagne room, and well on up. There was a discount "topless only" dance, as I reccall, but the rest are so-called "full dances" which seems to mean that at various times the dancer will pull down her panties (but then put them back on if she's coming close).

The dances were predominantly one-way contact, with decent contact, but not the level of the clubs in Tokyo or even the Baltimore Area.

Basically, the moderately high rating I give it is due to three factors:

1. Everything here is expensive, so why should this be any different

2. This is a nice chance to get up close contact with a model-quality dancer

3. There is enough contact to move this away from the air dance space, though YMMV.