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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Flirts is my "home club" and a good, solid place. The girls are usually very nice. The talent has dropped off from the mid-90s but it's still a nice place to go. The rules? It's very much a "hands off" club where you can't touch the girls but they can touch you. They'll grind a bit at put their tits on your face but there's no "legal" butt grabbing and you can forget about "honking the horns."

Note they have "free beer" on Wednesday nights.

Local club update. Not much to report. About the same as previous reviews. Most of the time you can be annoyed by ghetto noise that has a tendency to make all stage seats available. Cover is $5 ish, drinks are reasonable. The Exotic Dancer VIP card is honored here for 1 free drink with paid admission. Waitstaff, bouncers, bartenders, managers, etc. are easy going and friendly. Mostly locals (caucasian) hanging out at a bar that happens to have topless females and a stage. Bathrooms ok, chairs comfortable. Private dances are no touch. Dancers range from decent to stretch mark central (these are the ones that impose ghetto noise on the scene.)If you are a local the place is convenient and can be fun. I suggest to avoid tipping anyone on stage with the ghetto noise atmosphere and only tip those that are on stage with solid quality sound (that would be reasonable tempo rock or country.) This also applies to private dances. Make sure you kindly tell ghettoites why no tip or complement the ones you do tip for entertaining with quality sound. Sound volume is usually ok. Place is smokey and you will smell worse than an ashtray within 3 seconds of walking through the door. Easy vehicle parking all around. Enjoy this location while you can because the city of Waterloo is redeveloping the west side with a completion date of summer 2008. Flirts will have to relocate or close. I used to rate this club higher but they suffer from ghetto noise syndrome, as most clubs currently do, and until the managers are in charge of a quality sound program, it will only get worse. The 5 is MORE than fair.

Was here late on Thursday night, and what was amazing about the club wasn't the dancers but the other customers. There were 5 couples in the bar, there as a group, and three of the women got up on stage and were thoroughly worked over by the dancers. All these women were very attractive, 8 to one blond 10. and the 10 was the one most into it. One dancer, who I later got 3 very good dances from, gave her a "hummer" thru her panties and you could tell she was really responding to that. I was not able to talk to anybody to find out what they were doing there or if they'd be back.

We stopped by last Wednesday evening and spent 3 hours at Flirts. A couple of #7 dancers, a #5 and three or four #4's ...

The doorman was supposed to be collecting admission fees ($4), but was not at the door. We got all the way in to the bar and the doorman came out of the back and rudely dragged us back (we are husband/wife couple) being very militant, rude, etc.. The bouncers and doorman really should lighten up and smile more.

The blond lady bartender was fine.

One dancer (over from La Cross) was really nice and hung with us to closing time (when she wasn't on stage). At stage side she did a nice job of lifting wife's sweater to show boobs...nice. She turned down our invitation for breakfast and stopping back at the room.

Really small crowd, just a few locals there. If we are in the area, we will probalby go back, but would not drive far to go to the club. When we left, lots of police driving by, so don't be drinking anything and considering driving.

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