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September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

I love this place. This time I hung out from about 6 until 9 and went through a couple of hundred dollars just tipping at the stage and getting tableside lap dances. While they were all lovely, none of the ladies at that point were making my heart beat any faster, so I decided to skip a trip to the back room and I got up to leave. On my way out "Serenity" (one of my top 5 favorite strippers ever) walked into the room. Wow! She is so hot. She recognized me and greeted me sweetly, so I returned to my seat on the sofa. She soon came over and brought three of her friends along. They were in a real party mood, and soon one of the friends, "Nicky" was subtley stroking my erection through my shorts while at the same time "Serenity" cuddled next to me letting me tickle her skin all over. This was terrific. They wanted me to take them both to the private lap dance room for a two-at-a-time session. I would have enjoyed this, I'm sure, but frankly I didn't want to be distracted from "Serenity's" amazing charms. So I did a $25 solo private dance with "Nicky" and then did the $100/20 minute special with my favorite. I'll only admit that it went exceptionally well and I will be back soon. Best of luck to you.

This night there were 2 dancers I liked the looks of, in the admittedly limited tme @ had to send. One was short blond with a nice figure and scholmarm glasses. The other was a taller and fuller Latina who appeared to be VERY friendly, to put it mildly. The Latina was busy, so I ended up doing the $100 with the schoolmarm. My mistake was letting my time pressures rush me. The time in the back would have been much better with a bit of time spent up front to get to know each other even slightly. This is a lesson learned, and also I let myself forget that friendly trumps cute most every time, as long as I let the upper head do the thinking. A place I will return to another time as opportunity allows.

Visited on a recent Friday evening beckoned by the search-lights in the sky visible for miles.

I wasn't disappointed even though I wasn't able to meet with Honey, I found Destiny a lovely young Cajun recently relocated from Louisiana. Again the tipping at the stage and the "table laps dances" are an good way to get to know the talent that is working. There was even a some girl on girl action at the stage that I hadn't seen on the last visit...nice! Anyway we used the Champagne Room a few more times and I left very satisfied....YMMV.

This is definitely a great place for good value lap dances and low pressure atmosphere. The club itself is relatively small and kind of "divey" but that's not what I come for anyway. The only drawback for me is the distance needed to get to this club, otherwise I would be there much more often. I can't emphasize enough that the prices and attitude of the girls are the major draw for this club...I love it! Please tip your dancers well...SGF

I stopped by on my home from a business trip to NW Iowa. The club opens at 5 PM and I was the first customer. There was a 25 cover which included a free lap dance in the back room. This is a BYOB club and the dancers are nude on stage.
Stage side interaction with the dancers was excellent and a 2 dollar tip rewarded nicely. There were only 3 dancers this evening. 2 were ranked as a 7 and the third (the last one to arrive and whose name begins with T) was perfect in every way. I give her a 10. I had private dances with all 3 and utilized the 15 minute for $100 option. The privates were totally nude and contact was permitted anywhere but the kitty. I was there for 2 1/2 hours and if I had stayed any longer, I would have fallen totally and completely out of my mind in love with T. I ended up short about $400 and very happy.

i've been to Shotgun Geniez several times and have not been disappointed. The atmosphere is laid back and several of the girls will come out to talk with you. The tables are close to the stage action. The girls are, for the most part, very attractive -- not fat, with nice tits. The champagne room was a great experience. I have always chosen Char for the champagne room. She will make sure you leave with a smile -- she's not the hottest dancer, but she's easily the most erotic when you get her 1-on-1.

This is one of my favorite places, but it is also one which can vary wildly, as sometimes, it is the greatest place on earth, while other times, it can be as bad as watching paint dry. Last night was closer to the greatest place on earth, as the majority of the dancers were great. I'm not sure there was really a bad dancer in the house, so it was a challenge to get dances from all the dancers I wanted to get dances from, and there was a couple I missed, one of whom had possibly the biggest real breasts that I have ever seen in the flesh. The only really bad things I have to say is not all of the girls were attractive to me and one of them was simply rude, but most at least have some common decency and the ability to accept rejection whenever they asked for a dance, but you didn't want one.

Stopped by on my first visit on a recent Thursday evening. While this is quite out of my way I wanted to check it out because of the glowing reviews read here and I wasn't disappointed.

There were maybe 6 to 12 people watching 1 dancer at a time for what appeared to be two long songs. Some of the dancers only took off their tops and some flashed and some stripped naked-this usually as prompted by some stage interaction. Not all the girls were the most attractive but all were friendly and not pushy. They offer 1$ lap dances at the table which is a nice way to determine who you might want to spend more time with. They will also do this when being tipped from the stage. I could see this being a hopping place when busy. There is no pressure to buy anything, even the 3$ soft drinks and water from the machine in the lobby.

I had the very good fortune to meet a beautiful girl named Honey that was very tactile with the first series of lap dances and when later on the stage just continued to give me lap dances (naked) when I tipped her. So, I had to try the champagne room (100$ for 15 min but no champagne!) with her and this turned out to be the best experience I've had in any strip club. This is not stated lightly as I've been to numerous SC's in the last several years and probably had hundreds of lap dances. I suspect from what I saw and read in prior reviews the dancers are all very willing to do whatever needed to make the customers happy...YMMV!

This has got to be the best club I've found so far between Indiana and Kansas and Nebraska...I will return, likely many times...thanks far the review steering me here and thanks Honey! Please tip your dancers well....sgf

I thoroughly enjoyed last night at Shotgun Geniez, the first time I've been there for a while. The renovation scg6969 mentioned are done, with the champagne room essentially being the room beyond the regular VIP room, only they have two of them instead of three like the old setup on the other side of the building. However, the essential nature of the club hasn't changed. It is the same old raunchy strip club it has been since I first started going there. The girls love to get naked and they will stick their pussies in your face at any opportunity. Some of them also will do stageside lapdances upon receiving a tip. This time, for once, all the girls were being respectable and asking if I wanted some company or a dance and not getting all pissy if I said no. The only thing preventing a 10 rating is that some of the dancers are just not my type physically.

I was again passing through the area a few weeks ago and not as impressed as the last time I was here. The biggest drawback was that the VIP room was "being renovated". I spoke with a friend who visited about a week after I did and it was still out of comission. This leaves on the Lapdance Room. This is a room that is fairly well lit (and also cameraed) that has a group of about 5-6 comfortable chairs. The rooms and chairs are nice, but there is very little privacy if anyone else is in the room.

I also noticed that many of the girls were only doing the lapdances topless, which although nice, not something that I want to travel anywhere out of the way to see (and this one is out of the way unless you are traveling between KC and Omaha).

At the last visit there was about 7 dancers ranging from 4-7 with one 8.5. Not a bad club, but for the pricing ($20 entry with $25 laps / $100 15 min VIP - if open & entry coupon gets you one free lap or 5 extra VIP min.) and location, the value drops fairly dramaticlly without the VIP and topless only laps.

I paid my second ever visit to Shotgun Geniez this past Friday night. I had a good time for a few hours, but I was slightly less impressed this time than I was on my first visit last summer. By 10 p.m. there were about 80 customers, mostly middle-aged fellows much like myself, and to my pleasant surprise there were about 30 naked ladies working hard to entertain us. The abundance of nude women is is why this place still gets a 9 from me. Unfortunately the average rating I would give the girls for both hotness and skill is only about a 5. But when strippers are so plentiful a few gems are bound to emerge. For over two hours I resisted dozens of solicitations for my lap dance dollars. I patiently sat and generously tipped them during their stage sets as long as they weren't too heinous (which, sadly, a few of them were). Then came "Serenity," stunning and young with a perfect bottom, a perfect abdomen, burning eyes set in a lovely face, and skin the color and flavor of caramel. She mounted the stage and for a few single dollar bills she showed me all of her assets very closely. Sometimes you just know when it's on. Toward the end of her third and final stage song she began to focus on me. She stepped down from the stage an straddled me on my chair. Except for her shoes she was totally nude and the next thing I knew she was writhing around on my lap while drawing my face into her heaving chest. At the same time I had my hands full of her perfect ass cheeks. It was superb. And so I asked her to put me on her dance list. She smiled sexily and said, "you're first as soon as I'm done here baby!" If you're patient at this joint you're bound to find what you're looking for. If you don't enjoy yourself it's your own fault. Cheers to the beautiful "Serenity" and all of her lovely co-strippers. I'll be back to see you ladies again real soon.

Don't judge this place from the outside. Interior is well-appointed with nice furniture, new carpet, and clean restrooms. What I love about Shotgun Geniez are the dancers who all love to get naked on stage, stick their pussies in the customers' faces, and then play with themselves for the duration of the songs. The private dances are done in full nudity and are quite liberal. Almost anything goes. I'll definitely be back.

I was here for the first time a few weeks ago and was pleasantly surprised. I expected a dive considering the location. Decor in the place is fairly nice for strip club standards. Lighting was "strip club" dim, but not impossible to see by once your eyes adjusted.

I went on a Monday night not long after opening. (Not the best time to go.) When I was there there were 7 dancers. One was a 9, two were 6-7s, 4 were 5-6s, one was 4. Dancers were fairly friendly and came up to talk without undo pressure for privates. Someone had said before I got there that the dancers really don't strip because they are basically nude all the time. This was not the case the night I was there. The dancers would start in typically stripper uniform and then down to g-string or nude.

Cost was $20 at the door. This included a free private dance / extra 5 minutes VIP coupon. Privates were $25 a song. VIPs were $100 for 15 minutes. The privates and VIPs are why I gave this place a 7. They are totally nude and pretty good two way contact. The dance area looked reasonablely secluded. Considering the reasonable VIP pricing, I broke one of my rules and got a VIP. The dancer I was with indicated that in the VIP the girls are a bit more liberal. I would concur with that statement and had a very enjoyable time.

This club may be worth a visit if you are in the area but not worth a trip out of the way. $20 to get in but if you so desire it is good for a free private dance provided you purchase one at $25. Several of the girls were real chunkys and not to my liking. Extras were available in the champagne room depending on the girl, but you better take plenty of $$$. One really sweet Columbian lady set with me for some time, nice personality, Nice accent, as well as being attractive. I tried to talk her into extras in the champagne room but she kept saying it was not private enough. I then offered her 2 bills to come to my motel room after she got off and she then wanted my cell# and said she would call when she was on the way. Guess what? No Call, No show!! I don't see the point in lying as there were a couple of other girls that I am pretty sure would have jumped on my offer. All in all left a sour taste in my mouth. I might stop back by, but it would have to be because I was in the area and extremely bored

I don't know what to make of my experience last night. They had a couple of overly pushy dancers and they had a couple who were absolutely incredible. The ones who were overly pushy just sat in your lap or on the chair next to you, like you are supposed to give them a dance, but I resisted giving them anything. But the two who were incredible gave the absolute best dances they could give. If they were average, I would have given a lower score.

Actually, a couple things have changed since my most recent review. They put some new mirrors in, apparently so the dancers could really admire themselves in the nude, and DJ's Pit Stop, the in-house beer shop, has closed up, so you will have to remember to bring your beer in with you. I believe there is a store across the street that sells beer in case you forget, or there is always the Casey's gas station, but that's a little further away.

Not a whole lot has changed since my last review. They have had a number of new dancers come in, which is always nice to see. And they have a number of old favorites as well, one of which I hadn't seen since early this year. She had quit, but came back and seems like she has a new more positive attitude. The one thing I wonder about is they had a lesbian show with two of the dancers and it seemed to draw a yawn from the audience. I thought it was totally great and was raining money down. It's not like you see that at the typical club. I could probably rate it higher, but some of the dancers leave a lot to be desired physically. I think they are only in it for the fun stuff that happens in the champagne room.

If you dig naked women that like to get raunchy, then you'll agree that SG's is a rare gem. I hope the self-righteous do-gooders don't try to shut it down, and I hope that it keeps going strong for a long, long time. My compliments to the management. They have a super concept. It's BYOB, and the cover is $20. This seems outragious until you learn that the price of admission comes with a 2-for-1 ticket for $25 lap dances. These are done nude and...as advertised...full contact.

I got there on a recent Tuesday night about 10:30. The doorman let me in for $10 because he said they were going to close at midnight, but he still gave me the 2-for-1 ticket. That was cool. There were 5 dancers working and 9 or 10 customers. When "Nina," the first chick I started tipping, came off the stage she invited me up to the little joint at the front of the building where you can get a bite to eat or a cold drink (including beer).

About 30 minutes later, several dudes in their 20s showed up in what appeared to be two separate bachelor partys. Nina was naked and sitting on my lap stroking on my legs at the time. When all these cats walked in she said, "well, it looks like we're going to stay open a little bit later tonight."

I was amazed at how agressive the dancers were both on stage and off. You can imagine what that means. "Nevaeh," whom I ended up going to the VIP area with is a solid 9 (yes, her name is heaven backwards). Brunette in a pony tail, 5'3", 105# (maybe), perfect little B-cups with eraser head nipples, and as nice an ass as I've ever seen on any stripper. She knows it too, and loves to put it all on display right in your face. The other girls were not as impressive looking, but they were all having a good time and trying hard to make sure the customers did as well. I ended up being the last one out at 1:30 after Nevaeh had hollered to the bouncer/DJ to play 2 more songs for us. YMMV, but my experience was awesome.

If you're reading this, then you appreciate wild strippers and you're searching for the best clubs. Trust me, a place like this one is rare. You need to go patronize it as soon as possible and every chance you get after that. I'll be back soon, hopefully on a Friday or Saturday night. Neavaeh told me it gets really crazy then...with lots more chicks. Wow.

This is my first review of Shotgun Geniez for a while. I went last night and they only had 4 dancers. I personally think it's almost 2 different clubs, one during the week and one on weekends. During the week, there are few customers and few dancers, and on weekends, it's always crowded, or at least half full. I think the dancers looks are hit or miss, some are great and some are awful, but most of them give great lapdances in the VIP. But depending on when you go, the atmosphere varies. I can't add too much I haven't already said.