the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Stopped by the Yard on a Tuesday night. Dances are 2 for 1 on Tuesday night. Dances run 25 per song, so you get 2 for 25! The girls vary from 5-8 with a few 9s mixed in. The club is a nude club, but the dances are topless YMMV. The is a VIP dance area that cost extra, the room is a little brighter than the other private dance room. The club is huge and has big screens all over the place. This is a BYOB club, I guess it is common for that area of the country. Best way to get a dancers attention in this place is on the Tip rail, let her know your interested when you tip her.

I had a very short but satisfying visit to the LY on a recent Thursday night. It was about 11pm when I got there. I was surprised by the abundance of customers present...enough to cover every chair around the main stage (the only one the ladies were working). But there were a lot of very hot strippers there too, so it was cool. After a couple of passes around the stage a chair opened up right at the front and center of the tip rail and I quickly took it. There was this amazingly hot but very petite chick circulating for dollars. A rare one who just got prettier the longer I stared at her. By the time I sat down she was nude. She was getting plenty of attention too, but fortunately she was making quick work of the other dudes and I was able to lure her over to me before that song ended. She looked me in the eye and then laid back right in front of me and spread 'em wide to give me a lingering gaze at her overly-glittered vagina, then she quickly mounted the rail and shoved my dollars in my mouth before extracting them with her perfect little breasts. This chick is a 10 in my book. Then the song ended and I was mezmerized as I watched her slip on her g-string and slip off the stage and into the crowd. My heart rate was actually elevated just from getting that close to her in all of her glory. The place was so busy that I figured that would be the last I would see of her, so I relaxed and politely watched the next very attractive young lady undress and show her stuff too. The next thing I knew a girl was tapping my shoulder. I turned to her expecting a routine stripper solicitation for a lap dance, but I was happy to see that it was the tiny hottie whom I had all but fallen in love with when she was on stage just a few minutes earlier. She had picked up on my infatuation I guess, because after freshening up and getting decent in the dressing room she had walked right past all of the other potential victims and came directly to me. She made some very appealing remarks...something to the effect that I would really like it if I would get her on my lap...and that we'd "get along really good." Sold! She then educated me on the options available. $25 a song topless...or $35 a song plus a $20 entry fee for the VIP room "if you wanna see my pussy" she said. Well I wanted to see it, that's for sure, so I opted for the full perversion (full nude) service. After we paid the door guy she took me to this bench, quickly stripped, and crawled all over me 3 songs. She said I had to "keep your hands off of my beautiful little pussy, but everything else is yours to play with." Wow! I thoroughly enjoyed myself, because she was so hot and so fun. But this nude VIP area is just a big open room with no separation from all of the other lap action. In fact everyone sits on the same bench that lines the walls around the room. I'm pretty sure there were cameras active too, so there's doubtful any extensive hanky-panky going on in there, but it was worth it anyway. I must say the lighting and music volume were just right. I will certainly come back just to see this chick again. Her name is "Amber."

I wonder if the Yard hasn't gone down hill in the past couple years. Went on a Friday night and the girls just weren't as high quality as they used to be. Still lots of girls we were there at least 3 hours and didn't see 2 revolutions of girls. Pretty decent mileage in private rooms, although going south is pretty difficult. This place is still good for an all around good time with the guys, just not a place for mongers looking for extras.

Went to Lumber Yard on a Tuesday nite. Dances were 2 for 1 for $25. Plenty of good mileage, depending on the girl. Most of the girls ranged from 6 - 9. All but one or two had really great bodies. This is a BYOB place which in many ways reminds me of a sports bar. Plenty of big screen TVs showing sporting events. Of course the best events are at the two stages where the dancers just love to take everything off and spread their legs. This place is definitely worth a visit!