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July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Thank you, PolePositionInsider, for the least helpful review I have ever read on this site. Thanks to you, we know that there are several NUDE clubs in the area, and that we should grab a six-pack and head to one of them. I visited the Outer Limits on Tuesday night, and was pleasantly surprised by the quality and diversity of the dancers: black, white, and Asian, in various sizes. Cover charge was a nominal $2.00, much less than the NUDE clubs. Contact at both the stage and in the private dance area was as good as almost any club I have visited. Plus, a full bar, for those who might want something other than beer. I recommend that anyone in the Des Moines area should give the OL a try.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME HERE. If you are a business traveler like myself stay far far away from this place. The rating on here is very wrong. This place is a dive! Grab a six pack from the local beer store and head to one of the other NUDE clubs in town, they are all BYOB! Outer limits is the only place in town with a full bar, but as I mentioned Grab a six pack from the local beer store and head to one of the other NUDE clubs in town!

Since my last review in November some new talent has arrived. Nothing has changed in the layout or the basic operation. All girls that dance on stage will get on your lap and grind for a dollar. Some will let you play with their tits - no pasties or bandaids - some will not. I like the ones that will. I highly recommend Kim and Chocolate. Keri is a transplant from Dangerous Curves in Ames - I would avoid her. based on her attitude at Dangerous Curves. Of course people can change. And she is very experienced. Stevie is cocktail waitress - she used to dance - very cute girl - sorry she switched jobs because the cocktail waitresses here are fully clothed and they do not TEASE. They just take your drink orders. Three really nice things about Outer Limits: (1) No "wanna dance?" The girls will talk to you and exert low pressure. (2) no "buy the lady a drink?" Neva hoppen here. (3) Some illegal action is available in the back with the right girl and the right amount of money. No FS and I am still checking out some of the other extras, but I found one extra I really enjoyed on Thursday night and I gave the girl a nice tip in return. There are typically eight girls working and YMMV really applies.

I loved Chocolate, because she has fabulous tits and a nice friendly personality. She is a bit strict around the crotch area, however, and confided in me that she would never dance in a nude club. But if you like titties you can't go wrong with Chocolate - hers are gorgeous. She told me they are "C" but to me they felt more like "D" Oh well they are nice irregardless.

I am raising my score on Outer Limits because last Wednesday I learned there is still some room for foolin aroun in dis place. YMMV, money talks, and the girls do appreciate sweet talk. At least I think they do. I now only would go back, I WILL go back -- SOON. I want some more of that sweetness that Miss ZZZZ shared Thursday night. You can find Miss ZZZZ if you are lucky. She doesn't work every night. But I doubt if she is the only one that is a little extra-generous in the back room. Oh one more thing. There are no bouncers in this club. The girls tell me there is a hidden camera in the ceiling, but that may be just an urban myth. Anyway there are some sweet things that can be done that the hidden camera cannot see. Assuming it is in the dome in the ceiling as the girls say it is.

The only positives here are a low cover ($2) and full bar unlike the nude clubs in the area. They actually seemed to have a pool league going on at the tables in the back.

This is a hole in the wall, corner bar type establishment. Only one girl was above average in looks (most were well below average) but she spent the entire time I was there with regulars at the end of the bar.

I didn't try any private dances because of the limited good prospects. After a couple of beers, I tried the nude clubs.