the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Okay. This is really a Biker Bar. If you're into very skinny girls who looks like they been sucking on Meth and loves to get Tattoos every time they get a few bucks, then you're going to love this place. To give you an idea how bad this place is. Just last winter, and it made the news just so you know, there was a knife fight, BY THE DANCERS!! Yup, two girls got into it because one guy was tipping the other girl more money. Anyway, that really killed the business. Then when you walk in, you'll noticed that the owner of the bar, Mike, will not put any of the money back into the bar. The chairs are all ripped, some with duck tape on it. Crack mirrors on the walls, broken lights here and there. Again, a biker bar. Then the price is high for a drink in this dump. If you love to ride your Harley and you're in town, you can park your bike by the front door and they will rope off a spot or two for the bikers, then you can go in and sit at one of the broken chairs, order an overprice drinks and watch really skinny long legs, flat butt girls with tattoos dance. Just hope she don't smile because she won't have all of her teeth. Go to a nicer place if in Council Bluffs, like Mickeys or Lipsticks or better yet, just go south and hit a nude bar call Playhouse.

I visit this club once every few months or so -- usually on a weekday. So it's probably worth noting that I might be missing a better range of action that takes place on Friday/Saturday night.

"Bottoms Up" seems to be undergoing a steady decline in number of customers, but the dancers are still a reasonably attractive and skillful bunch. The club is a g-string and pasty bar, but that allows it to serve liquor given the local (goofy) liquor laws.

The general ambiance of the club is bar-like, and it's well-lit and clean. I could imagine taking a date to it. The main stage has two levels, and at night you usually have two dancers working on it. The dancers are predominately white or hispanic and looks range from acceptable to good. I've never seen a "9+" or a "6-". They tend to be slightly older than average, but not unduly so: you're basically giving up some looks for better dancing skills. I've found the dancers at "Bottoms Up" to be more friendly than most dancers. A dollar tip goes a fair ways here.

Private dances are available, but I've never tried them.

I was fooled by the "10" rating which showed up on the summary page, all because the fellow below thought a waitress was hot.

Come again? That rates a "10?" Jeezus H. Christ!

Then you should come see the Denny's by where I live, 'cuz it's also got a hot waitress...

We are talking a bikini fucking bar here, with no action or extras whatsoever. I realize this is the Midwest and all, but give me a break.

Boring.

DB



I have been here several times and until recently i have not seen anyone girl that was hot enough for me to return to see that same girl....she is one of the waitress named Kitty. I would find myself turning my chair to watch her instead of the dancers! I was pleasently surprised to see her on stage later that night and now I am hooked! She has the most beautiful long black hair and almond eyes that can turn any man into a weaked kneed bitch! She has a great ass and the sexiest smile!!! Her alone will have me coming back over and over!