the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Went Sep 20 2007, all the girls but one were good looking. The drinks are not to much or the door fee. No discounts for military people unlike most clubs I've been to. The lady try hard to earn their tips, un like some club in Indiana where the just walk up to you and ask for a tip. The ladys looks were in the range of 5 to 7, but it was a thursday night when I went. They have a DJ that makes things a little more fun it's slow. NO VIP rooms and lab dance area is keeped realy cold but you for git about it if you have a great dance. I will go back again, mostly because the ladys are nice and do not get offendied if you turn them down for a dance.

Strangest physical layout for a strip club that I've ever seen. Take a warehouse, put in three stages and a bar, a little bit of paint and wala, you have a strip club. Could probably be turned back into a warehouse in 8 hours by ripping out the stage and the bar.
Dancers weren't much better, maybe a 7 was the highest looker and a 5 the best personality. Strict no touch policy. Would have had more fun watching the porno channel in my hotel room.


Went in on Tuesday Dec 26 and was surprised to find out the cover was lower than at Danzers($4 vs. $5), where we had just left. Was suprised with the amount of women in the audience, and 1 in particular was pretty hot and she even got up on stag from pervert row and showed her cans. The dancers were much more attractrive than at Danzers. After getting seated I noticed a dancer giving some pretty good table dancers for a dollar right behind me. She had a smokin' body and I knew immediately I had to get a lap from her. To test the waters I got a table dance and she didn't disappoint, so we went for a lap dance. We waited in there until the song was over and then before the next song started the DJ mentioned their "tough and go" policy, which was obviously meant just for me since I was the only one in the lap area. If you touch then you go. I was pretty disappointed, but within these confines Sega did her best and gave a pretty good lap dance with some decent grinding. The song length was good compared to what I've gotten used to in Southern Cal. I take off points for the no touching policy, the cramped seating are, the lap area not being even a little bit private, and that the best girl (Sega) there was just an 8.

its an okay place. the girls are mostly 5-6 in the summer, a little better during the school year. overall, its a stretch and i wouldn't rec any of the places in lafayette. no quality girls, no quality dances... nothing.