the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

You can't call this place hit ot miss, you get a lot more misses than you do hits. There never are enough dancers to keep you interest for more than a half hour. Most of the dancer that are there, have lost interest before that. Sitting at the bar or with a customer is more the norm than actually being on stage. Sad part is most of then you don;t want on stage.

There are exceptions but not many. They have some strange rule that the dancer has to keep both feet on the floor while dancing off the stage. Seems alot has to has to do with who you know working at the place. On the plus side, they do have a couple of nice wide screens behind the bar always turned to sports.

Stopped in here in June. It is a local dive and a dump. Only a couple dancers. But...I like this kind place in a way. The girls were fun, very personal. I didn't do a lap dance but you didn't really have to because the stage show was pretty, er, close. It got better as the night went on. On the down side, the girls don't rank very high. I went two consecutive nights (guess I liked it the first time), of the two nights and the 4 or 5 girls (total), only one girl got above a 6. And that may be being generous. If you are going to have belly fat, you might learn to cover it without covering the rest of the goods. But, hey, they were naked--or close.

not sure why I gave this so many stars last time, it was a mistake. For a short time the club got some variety, not it is back to heavy girls with lots of tats. There was a cute young dancer but she lasted a couple of weeks before she found some sugar daddy to take care of her and she has not been back. Current dancers have a variety of tats but that is about it. Strange but despite the lack of variety on the day shift, it may actually be better than the night shift as they appear to be having trouble finding dancers to come in at night.

This club is topless. After an extended time without variety during the days there suddenly are about 5-6 dancers showing up to dance during daytime shift. Too many dancers now for the number of customers in the club most days. Lots of tats on the girls but some good variety of sizes, but no one with large tits. Still basically a neighborhood bar, everyone tends to know your names. Rough area that I still do not go in at night.