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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went to HH yesterday afternoon to watch the girls and take advantage of the cheap beer prices. Was very pleasantly surprised by a couple of additions to the club. Abigail is back with gigunda new boobs which might be the best set of implants I have ever squeezed. A new girl named Sollei started last week. She last danced at BBF under the name darriel, is Miss August in their calendar and was, until recently, featured on their website. She definitely raises the average grade there. Foxy continues to give great lap dances with good milage. Overall it was a pretty busy day for the girls at the HH.

Just to comment on the previous review, there have been problems brewing at the HH for quite a while. The Day Manager has been"on the edge" for quite a while. Several of the day time dancers had an attitude, and then griped that no one wanted a dance! Dancers with drug issues aren't anything new in this club. There is one dancer that comes and goes, who has been "fired" for using drugs in the club. Another time she was "fired" for seeling drugs in the club. Once she just disappeared afyer her boyfriend left town unexpectantly, when the police knocked on his front door and he ran out the back door, leaving behind over 100 fake/false driver's licenses, and birth certificates to match. This club has been excellent, good, bad terrible, and everything in-between in the past. Having read about the departure of several of the daytime dancers on another board, I can't say that it's a completely bad thing. I agree the new dancers aren't as attractive as the former dancer's. But they all weren't beauty queens either, think Heather!

All in all, for a low pressure strip club it ain't all that bad. Tuesdays are still 2-4-1 nights on thedances, and a bucket of domestic longnecks is still $10.00.

Be careful, and enjoy.

Went to HH after not finding much going on at WCSC and CV. At HH found a good choice of dancers and headed to the private dance area with Strawberry. Strawberry is probably in her early to mid twenties. Not super model hot but certainly not hard on the eyes. We had a very nice time and I would recommend her. It was 2 for 1 dance night and she didn't try to rip me off or beg for more money which is always a plus. On 2/1 night though do remember to tip well.

HH is starting to look more run down than ever before. It seems most of the regular day shift girls have left except the ones that couldn't work anywhere else. Heard a couple of girls had problems with management (or each other). At least one left with a drug problem serious enough that if affected her ability to work. The new girls they hired are not nearly as attractive as the girls that left. This is surprising because the last couple of times I was there, there seemed to be more customers willing to spend money on the girls in the lap dance area.

Beer and dances are still a bargain on Tuesdays. Still one of the smokier strip bars in the area.