the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

Deja Vu Hammond is located in an obscure industrial area and you would hardly notice that it exists from the Interstate.

Da PLACE
Clean as a "stean-cleaned chitterling" ... You would have thought that you were in a banquet room of an upscale hotel and the men's room facilities were just as spotless. Comfortable seating with tables and booths spread around the stage area and the bar had ample seats.

Da PEOPLE
Decent waitstaff and managers. Although the waitresses' outfits looked more appropriate for Wiilamsburg, VA or some kind of Amish settlement. I think we saw hotter attire on "Little House on the Prairie." What gives with all the maiden collar, frilly, comfortable shoes, etc... ?

Da DANCERS
"Deja VU all over again ..." You got CINDY (a maturing South Side Chicago Blond with decent hooters, nice gams, and charm) who knew she could take my $$ by me looking at those legs. You have a couple of Black Dancers: who were decently attired and and free from the same tired rap, you hear in Gary/Hammond, IN clubs. A cute brunette who looks like she could have been from any of the Deja Vu clubs in the U.S. As stated previously, "You may not crave Deja Vu ... but you leave there full." The "Blue Light Specials and 2fers are worth hanging around for. If you have nothing else to doa nd travel;ling on business, it beats cable in your room.


I went to this place for the first time on Saturday. Early evening. They had 4 girls working and about 8 guys in the place. Dances are $15 each and songs are cut at about 3 minutes. Because of the low number of dancers the stage was empty for a couple of songs at a time. Dances are done in little booths with a gauze type of curtain giving you some privacy but the dance I had was typical deja-vu air dance with minimal touchdowns or grind. Club was clean like most deja vus are. They truly are the McDonalds of the club scene. You know that consistently across the nation that they're going to be exactly the same but you'd be better off at a local place.



Well, the club itself is very nice but there wasn't very many girls working. We were there on a thursday night and there were maybe 5 girls around and they were average looking at best. Dances are $10 and pretty good considering the price. The place was pretty empty and didn't have much life to it. There is alcohol and the music is good so if you are looking to hang out and have a few drinks this place is good but if you looking for variety of girls then don't bother.

WOW!!
I hadn't been to this club in over a year. Before last night I would've agreed with the previous reviews. BUT. They now have liqure for one thing. also they have a new girl named Devine. She is unbelievable. Tall, Beautifull, intelegent and very sexy with curves in all the right places. Last night was her first night dancing. She must be a natual! I had an awesome time with her and I will be back.

This is a very nice looking club and they seem to be starting to do the right things to make it a great club.