the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Went to CT's about a week ago. No action in the theater, so for the first time I sampled one of the dancer's (honey, I think?) she is a white girl, maybe mid-20's and a few tats and maybe 5'6" or so, wt looks to match her size... now I won't get into the exact details, most we know, she provide a decent dance, 3 songs, I think, I was not really counting, lets say about 10 mins before her reading was completed!

I enjoy the swinger action better, but every now and then it is nice to have the "dancer" option available.

Hrd88

I tried CT's a couple of monts ago. OK, let's pretend it's a strip clup. Small, dirty, garage structure that's good for one thing - getting to know women who rate around a 1 to 3 on the scale of 10. If that's what you want, fine. I did not go to the "theater" so I can not comment on it. It just seemed a waste but maybe I was there on the wrong night or maybe I am just the wrong patron for this place. I understand it gets crazy but is was unispirational to me. I guess I am getting to old for the "post in any storm" attitude.

First of all my rating means nothing. I spent so little time here that it is unfair for me to give a rating. It's currently 6.71 so I could give it a 6 or a 7 without skewing it much. I chose 6 because the two ladies I met there were so obese it was disgusting.

I visited on a Friday afternoon. I felt like I was walking into a bait shop in Wisconsin. The front room (the only one I saw) is small and dingy with a glass display case as a counter. There were the two women mentioned above and a man who I assume is the proprietor. I'd barely gotten through the front door before he said "Three dollar cover charge". I knew this to be the case from reviews here but I was thinking "Covering what? There ain't shit here." The man and one of the women were behind the counter and the other woman was sitting at a video game. There's no food and the only beverage they could offer was a bottle of water. (On the plus side, it was included in the CC.) There are a few shelves with magazines and movies on them. The guy was friendly enough, and I didn't bitch about the $3, but I had no desire to go into a booth with either of the whales. I chatted a little and looked around at the merchandise and then, mercifully, my phone rang and I used that as an excuse to go out the way I came in.

I'd like to visit some time at night when there might be some interesting action going on in the theater. The guy was honest with me and told me there was nothing but the two ladies and a movie in the theater at the time.

Stopped by this club about a week ago on lunch break from work. (3) heavyset dancers available for dancing + ??? This is definitely one of those hole-in-the-wall kind of places that you go to simply because you are in the mood for smut. NOT A HIGH END CLUB!!
Kind of dirty and dingy on the inside, but if that is what you are into - this place does have a certain charm. I got a dance from one of the girls and was happy with the overall performance - she seemed to be taking a general interest in her work. Dances are reasoanably priced and this place is open 24/7, so all in all, not a bad deal. I've never visited the theatre, but I've heard some stories - thats next on my list.