the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Places like C-Mowe's are what gives the East Side the reputation of anything goes. This is not case for most clubs on the East Side, but it definately is for this place.

They usually do not have a cover. The security staff is friendly and they usually have a guy outside watching your car in the fenced in parking lot. This is important as you are in a high crime area to say the least. The place is less than 2 years old and everything is clean for the most part and in working order. They have a jukebox and not DJ. The strippers will come by to the bar and ask for tips when they are done dancing. Give them a dollar and they will go away. The bartender is friendly and in charge of the girls.

The girls range from 2 to 6. If they are a 6, they don't allow you to touch them as much. Chest OK, but below the waist, not so much. The 2s, will just short of undo your zipper there at the stage. Tip them a 2 or 3 dollars if you like them, 1 if they are less then friendly.

Whatever they tell you for a private dance, add $10 for the house. $40 to the dancer and that will get you a private. You can touch all over and it will probably get you an HJ. Another 40 and a CBJ, 60 will get you everything. They may ask for more, but this is what most will settle for. There is a short petite black girl who is very eager to please and lives up to her promises. She does bbbj and full service for $100 total, I got it all for $75.00 once on a slow night. Stay away from McKayla. She ripped me off once and the time before that she didn't she gave less than a stellar performance, bordering on being a dead fish.She will tell you $200, but will do full service for $120.00. Bring your own condoms!



There is not DJ.

In a word....wow! I think I've just seen the elusive "bottom of the barrel." Bare walls...a bare concrete floor...and perhaps the homeliest collection of grannies this side of Happy Valley Nursing Facility. The club was also, mercifully, very dark, but not dark enough to keep you from noticing the dancers. I've always been a fan of mileage, but even old dickmann has standards. If you're looking for mileage and unconcerned who or what provides it, then this is the place for you. The neighborhood itself is enough to scare away many customers, but the club did not feel unsafe during the daylight hours. I opted not to have a private dance session. The dancer's offer and description of said left little doubt what I was to expect. Prices are reasonable and the value for your dollar is good, but I just couldn't get past the dancers and the club itself. I left with my wallet intact and don't anticipate a return visit in this lifetime.

The other reviews of this place are pretty accurate. In the early afternoon when I was there there were 3 women (not young enough to be called girls) working there a very fat blonde, a 40ish housewife, and a rather skinny blond -- none was over a 5. As others have described, the stage show consists of the dancer getting off the stage to sit on your lap, give you a lap dance while you fondle her tits, and then she gets a $1 or $2 tip.

A trip to the back room costs $20 to the bar and whatever you negotiate with the dancer. I was offered FS for $80 (declined) and a BJ or a HJ for less. If you want help to get off this place might do it, otherwise there is little reason to go here.

Visited here after striking out at a couple of the other Washington Park clubs. C-Moes is a nice clean club with two stages, though I have only ever seen one in operation.

There wss a total of 6 dancers this evening...ranging in appearance from 4 to 6.....nothing really bad nor really good. It was explained to me that this was a "key club", so you could pay a $20 fee to the house for a private dance and then make a deal with the dancer....each seemed to have their own rates that varied slightly among them. I opted to enjoy my drink and visit with the ladies and then continue my tour of Washington Park.

I will return another time.