the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I stopped in the other day to see my friend T###. She was pretty busy so I also spent time with C### and J###. This club is more of a fashion show place than anything else. No nudity or flashing. But the people are nice and spend time with ther=ir regulars. Have a juke box, pool table and cheap beer. Think they also had free hot dogs that day. Place is relatively clean and the parking lot is monitored by video camera. All in all its a relaxing place. But don't expect to get into any trouble.

Stopped by last week and had a most dissapointing visit. There were the usual suspects but for some reason the level of service has dropped. I usually recieve some stick shifting and most always a messy happy ending. This time, although there were few patrons present, there was none of the personal attention that I am used to recieving. Perhaps just a bad day or maybe the policies have changed. I will try again but, if the same lack of service is given, I will be moving on to other venues.

Have been visiting here a lot lately. Spent time with the little asian girl Jinny. She is an adorable little spinner that never fails to give me an enjoyable time. THe place is a real treat, Cheers with girls who like to grind on you till Mr Happy is real Happy. No glitz, no todo, just drinks, Jerry Springer and someone to grind upon your lap and give your little head a squeeze now and then. THere is a new girl that I have seen that has some real nice appendages under her outfit. They do appear to be real and I will be back for further investigation.

It's been years since I had visited the Playpen. There are so many places one can go and this club was never a favorite. It seemed to be on the verge of being the most disgusting and downtrodden club in the area. Never clean and the dancers wore pantyhose and bikinis. No changes there. A few of the dancers on a recent Thursday night were older, worn and visibly drug-addled. It also made it little more interesting and risky to listen to the come-ons and pleas for dances and other offered options.

What the Playpen has is a PERSONALITY. It's OK to kill an hour or two BS-ing with the Bartender and dancers and leave there with a smile on your face from a few good lappers and some fun. I seek to do that on occasion and need something a little seedy or grittier than your run-of-the-mill Gentlemen's Club. If you are in the area during a weekday evening/night stop in for a few drinks. Look around and get the Hell outta there before it gets too late and you agree to something with a dancer because its cheap and convenient. OTC can be had. You may not want to suffer the consequences.