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July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

I was here a long while ago, however things can be had here if you don't mind the cut down doors. They do place a folding wardrobe across the door, but otherwise kinda dirty, but the girls are very friendly.

I had mixed feelings after reading previous reviews as to whether or not to try this place. It is on the edge of what looks like a not so nice section of downtown Rockford. After entering, 4 girls came into the front rooom and one of them showed me the prices and told me to pick one of them. They were all probably 5 or less, all but one of them on the chunky side and the other too skinny. I picked the one with the big boobs, however I should have left then. We went into the room and she took the money, told me she would be right back and to get comfortable. When she returned, she very unsexily took off the miniskirt and blouse she had on, put on a much too tight and not very pretty teddy, plopped down on the couch next to me and sat there, not saying anything. I decided to put my arm around her and started to play with her tits. She yawned a couple times. I then asked her if I should give her a tip (dumb question, I know) now or later. I figured if I didn't put any money up front, I was going to sit there watching the wall for a half hour. I gave her the tip and she immediately started giving me a very rough and not very pleasant HJ. This was doing nothing for me at all so I told her I'd had enough, got dressed and left. I wouldn't recommend this place to anyone.

This is not really a strip club, but rather a place where you get a "private" show in a semi-private room with the girl you choose. It was pretty expensive, with a 20 minute session costing $45. I got the impression that it was a self-serve deal, or, if not, it would be costly. Also, they showed me the rooms and they don't have full doors, so people could look in during the session. I declined.

As the other reviewers pointed out, this is not a strip club. There were about six women in today. You walk in a pick the amount of time you want and you pick your woman. The idea is that she will presumably model lingerie for you. I would say the women were friendly and maybe in the 5 0r 6 range. The one I picked was actually quite pretty, though a little more full figured than I usually like. She looked a little like Anna Nicole Smith.

She took me to a back room, sat me down on a couch and then changed into a pretty neat outfit, and then we engaged in some pretty heavy petting. Very enjoyable.