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Rt 12 and Lake Cook Road
Palatine, Illinois 60074
847-358-4448
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Dancers (Closed)
20017 N Rand RdRt 12 and Lake Cook Road
Palatine, Illinois 60074
847-358-4448
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Club Type: Nude Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed Member Rating: VIP Only 12 Month Trend: VIP Only # of Reviews: 7 Cover Charge Day: 0 Night: 20 Avg. Private Dance Cost: 20 Avg. Drink Cost: 7 Private Dance: Lap Alcohol: No Alcohol Food: None Minimum Age: 18 Last Update: 07/04/2007 |
Beer and Wine - No Full Bar - No BYOB - No Juice Bar - Yes 18 and over - Yes Lunch - No Dinner - No Snacks / Buffet - No Non-Smoking - Unknown Cigar Bar - Unknown Pool Tables - Unknown DJ - Unknown Jukebox - Unknown | Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes Stage Dancing (Nude) - Yes Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown Shower Shows - Unknown Membership Club - Unknown |
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Hours: 7pm-3am Tue-Thur, 7pm-4am fri/sat |
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Recent local news has this place closed -- no loss, given the lousy quality. It appears that the county board got them in a head lock, where it was "heads you close, tails we control you." Not pretty legally, but no loss for the rest of us.
Possibly the worst club I have ever been to. Girls only know "wannadance" and push the ATM if you say you don't have enough money. Scary bouncers who don't want to let you leave. Avoid this place like the plague. I got one dance just to get the girl out of the way, and was able to get out only by promising to come back after I had gotten more cash. Girls are perhaps ugly to slightly better, but the low lighting hides it.
Overall, this is a decent club.
Atmosphere: 6
Girls: 5-8
Complaints:
Overpriced Drinks (which are, of course, non-alcoholic)
Ever-hovering Bouncers
Compliments:
Most of the girls can hold a conversation. There are the few who's only words will be "Do you want to dance?" but there are plenty who are willing to sit and chat. A plus, in my book.
The atmosphere isn't terrible. I can't think of a better way to use the space. You've got a simple stage, with basic seating. Most seats have a good view of the stage and the big screen tv.
Dances obviously depend on the girl, but all in all, I've enjoyed most every dance I've gotten.
Not much to say, beyond that. Simple club. Decent location if you're from the area, though it's not really worth venturing out to.
This place is not a good choice of a club for the nothern suburban chicagoland area. The place is cramped, there are many unattractive dancers, and they are all to pushy for your money. Drinks cost an arm and a leg, and you must by at least one. The quality of the lapdances are poor, as you are in a private area with a window where the bouncers stare at you and the dancers to make sure they stay in line. They are pretty much all air. The only reason I gave this place a 2 instead of a 1 is because the one time I went there was a new girl dancing, and somehow she got me off during the dance without anyone noticing. Other than that, this place is horrible.
Possibly the worst club I have ever been to. Girls only know "wannadance" and push the ATM if you say you don't have enough money. Scary bouncers who don't want to let you leave. Avoid this place like the plague. I got one dance just to get the girl out of the way, and was able to get out only by promising to come back after I had gotten more cash. Girls are perhaps ugly to slightly better, but the low lighting hides it.
Overall, this is a decent club.
Atmosphere: 6
Girls: 5-8
Complaints:
Overpriced Drinks (which are, of course, non-alcoholic)
Ever-hovering Bouncers
Compliments:
Most of the girls can hold a conversation. There are the few who's only words will be "Do you want to dance?" but there are plenty who are willing to sit and chat. A plus, in my book.
The atmosphere isn't terrible. I can't think of a better way to use the space. You've got a simple stage, with basic seating. Most seats have a good view of the stage and the big screen tv.
Dances obviously depend on the girl, but all in all, I've enjoyed most every dance I've gotten.
Not much to say, beyond that. Simple club. Decent location if you're from the area, though it's not really worth venturing out to.
This place is not a good choice of a club for the nothern suburban chicagoland area. The place is cramped, there are many unattractive dancers, and they are all to pushy for your money. Drinks cost an arm and a leg, and you must by at least one. The quality of the lapdances are poor, as you are in a private area with a window where the bouncers stare at you and the dancers to make sure they stay in line. They are pretty much all air. The only reason I gave this place a 2 instead of a 1 is because the one time I went there was a new girl dancing, and somehow she got me off during the dance without anyone noticing. Other than that, this place is horrible.
Dancers Reviews & Ratings
Reviewed By: fl384p  Overall Rating: join... | Club Rating: join... Dancer Rating: join... Value Rating: join... | Review Date: July 4, 2007 Day of Visit: Unknown Dancers on Shift: Unknown |
| Recent local news has this place closed -- no loss, given the lousy quality. It appears that the county board got them in a head lock, where it was "heads you read more... | ||
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