the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Slow night at the Lampliter. Not slow in regards to number of customers or girls. The action from the stage, one of the best reasons to go, seemed a bit slow for a wenesday. The girls were barely making contact with the customers. One girl, Erin, a loud but fun girl from wisconsin, did her best, but she only has one style for getting tips. A new girl, Cherry, was cute, but didn't know how to work for tips. There was a girl who had drank too much. She was fun, but only to two customers sitting near the stage. She stayed there most of the night and didn't visit any other customers. Matter of fact all the girls just hung with a few guys and didn't do any of the usual greeting that Morgan and other regulars would do. Just one of those slow nights I guess. Kind of weird, becuase you would think that with the economy being so slow that girls would hustle more for tips and dances. Seems these days that they care to earn money any more.

I went on Wednesday. Its a nice place with some nice dancers. They had 5 dancers and they were good. This is more of a neighborhood bar than a glamorous gentlemen's club. I don't think any of the girls are 10's by any means, but they will talk with you and you have the opportunity to know them better. A couple of them can be wildcats when they do lapdances. On the other hand, one of them was drunk and acting silly beyond all belief. By the way, my experience was that you could touch, but you couldn't touch the breasts, or reach under the panties.

They also had an amateur contest on Wednesday (I believe its every Wednesday), which I always think is misleading because its usually another clubs dancers. But that was fun to watch.

Been going there since 1978, friendly and inexspensive, no cover charge if you get there early in the evening on weeknight. Always a good time here day before thanksgiving. Yah its a bunch of country boys, so what. Morgan is a real hottie, nice rack.

I am dancer, and work at this club regularly. It is currently my favorite club, and I would be there every week if possible. The dancers rotate weekly, though, so you're not going to find the same dancers there all of the time. It is full nudity onstage, but no spreading, with topless lapdances against the back wall. She can touch you, but customers' touching is limited and depends upon the dancer. Selection, quality, and variety of dancers changes from week to week. Very low drink prices for a stripclub, and cover is reasonable too. From my point of view, it is a great place: dancers don't have to pay a house fee (which we do at every other club in the immediate area) and the management and owners are really great people. There are a lot of longtime regulars, and the club has been there for 36 years so they are definitely doing something right!!