the ultimate strip club list

October 16, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 289

I haven't been here for several years so I thoought that I would give it a try. There were three dancers present, one extremly funny but hot, another very pretty and another just soso. I had a grind from all three of them. The funny one was a hoot. I kept telling her yes mam and she said that made her wet. When she asked, jokingly, if she could have the credit card she said that my yes response made her wetter. I like a girl with a sense of humor. All in all nothing special but, for $10.00 per dance, what do you want. I usually go to Playpen or Bobbies and after this trip will not visit here again.

I had to stop by since I was in the area. The evening hours is not the time to go hear. The dances are just a butt grind and that is about it. The earlier shift gets you more mileage. Crowd in the evening is a bit more drunk and rouwdy. The place is really dark inside especially after dark. The girls are mostly 4 or 5's with an occassional 8 once in a while. I think I will take this place off of my list from now on. It just doesn't do it for me.

Stopped into one of my favorite dives, louies. Typical weekday there. about 3 girls dancing. I did notice there is a new girl there. she's about 5'4 100lbs mexican/black. Not really a great body compared to some of the other girls there. But there were a couple of things that had me LMAO.

This chick was dancin for this guy over by the pool table.the typical slow dance, with a lot of grinding and talking with this guy, I soon noticed that this other guy that was sitting at the bar kept starring at this girl giving the dance. come to find out later its the girls bf. What a asshole, why would you go to club where your gf works if your just gonna sit there and get all pissed off while she's giving dances. this guy was walking back and forth around the place, then he would go outside take a smoke, then came back in and continue to stare at them the whole fucking time. What a retard.


The decor of this place is scary but I recommend going earlier in the day than late in the night. At night the girls get latched on to guys for 5 songs at a time and you will never get anything. The bar gets packed at night as well. Parking is a problem but for $10 grinding who cares. During the day it is a bit slower. Girls are 2 to 3 and are not that great to look at however the stickshifting and grinding work out just fine. Girls are much better looking at night but the crowd is not. No cover at any time but try not to end up there during closing time. It is a crappy feeling.

I popped into Louie D's last week during the late afternoon and had a decent time. 3 dancers (1 white, 1 black and 1 heavy). For the life of me I can't recall the white redheads name. She was totally cool and said she has worked there for a couple of years. At $10 per song it is a better place to enjoy a couple of beers and some scenery than only places like Carl's where the dancers charge $20.

Time of Day: It was a Friday night. I went there for a few drinks with some guys from work. We drank from 4pm until 9:30pm.

Cover: No cover (though after 8pm or so some bouncer was covering the door - I do not know if there is a cover at night).

Drinks: $3 for Beer, $5 for top shelf rum and Coke (small glass)

Parking: Hassle. Parking was hard considering there is only ~8 parking spaces in a small lot. People usually parking behind you or parking in the trailer park homes surrounding the place, where you will see a ton of no parking signs tow zone (not city signs). My friends from work parked there for more 6 hours and did not get towed.

Bar Scene: Bar is relatively small with an oval bar with tall bar stools surrounding the bar, where most of the patrons receive dances. There were a couple satellite bar tables with chairs and a pool table. There were approximately 20 patrons and 4 girls from 4pm - 7pm, then 15 patrons and about 7 girls from 8pm - 9:30pm.

Ladies: The women look decent with a couple 8-9s from the ~10 girls I saw that night (through the changes in shifts around 7pm).

Dances: The women wear bikinis and panty hose and give $10 dances for songs on the jukebox (I was told a $1 per dance). Decent grind dances for tall bar stools, but I had better.

Overall: A fairly decent bar as long as you do not mind the parking situation and the neighborhood (trailer park). Good for having a couple drinks and a couple dances instead of a night out.


Stopped in here during the day on Monday. They had 2 girls working, both of whom were about 6's, followed by an 8 and 2 5's at shift change. Still the bars in Melrose Park, Bobby's (good selection), Playpen (be really drunk or like your women missing teeth), and Carl's (some 8's, some 2's) definitely give you the most mileage for your money when it comes to a good lap dance.

Seems the girls work in shifts from 12-2, 2-4, 4-7 didn't stay longer than that, so not sure how long they worked after that. Anyway there was a ton of grindage for 10 bucks and I will definitely be returning.

So I stopped in at 11 pm on Wednesday. The parking lot was packed but everybody must have been visiting the trailer park because ther was one barmaid, 10 guys, 3 women patrons and about 4 dancers. In this place they generally only circle the bar. Dances are $10 a song. You will be hit up for a buck for the juke box. It must be a buck a song because I contributed 2 times durring one $3 bottle of beer. The bar is huge and but the seating space is cramped. So the girls have a tough time moving around. If you go there bring a gas mask for the smoke and a book to read while you wait for a dancer to come within 10 feet. (except for when she needs a buck for the juke box. My dancer had a pretty face, was tall with a nice rack. Probably about 28% body fat so she was a little thick. She grinded nicely but wiht our enthusaism and was not much for talking or my interest in touching. I was hoping the other dancers might be playfull or have a personality or something but they seamed to all be on smoke breaks and I got tired of waiting and headed home.

It's a seedy little bar in an industrial area next to a trailer park. Picture 2 TV's and 2 Pool Tables and a Juke Box where they ask the patrons to pay to play. One song/$1. Do the Math. The dancers are provided by an agency and they work 2-3 hour shifts and range from 2 to 4 dancers per shift.

The dancers are panty-hose clad and wear more clothes than you would find on a spring/summer day at the mall. For most of the length of song, they will rub and grind in your lap. You are sitting on a barstool and everybody is watching you: Bartenders, patrons, pool players, and damn near kids on bikes looking into their window.

If you are an exhibitionist/voyeur; speak Spanish, and enjoy hanging out with aging women, retirees and factory types, this may be your cup of tea. Otherwise, you have much better choices minutes away.

I'm still just a daytime guy. This is a good place to stop by and see someone nice for a few laughs. this is no big deal but then there is no pressure or issues to deal with. Usually only ine or two girls during the lunch hour.

Went on a Saturday night. All seats in bar area were taken. There were 4 girls dancing as far as I could tell. The club still gives the $5 dollar dance where the girl grinds against you while wearing a bikini bottom and panty hose. Pretty boring and not very stimulating.

If you live within walking distance of this club and don't own a car, I guess this is your place. Otherwise head to One Step Beyond, a couple miles down the street with much more excitement.

I've been to this place a couple times in the early evenings now. I like it. It's not a strip club, just a fashion show but there is some good grindage to be had in the 5-10 dollar range. Also there is one bartender whois a sweet little piece of ass. Sometimes worth it to go just because she is there.