the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Went last Friday, haven't been for a while. Seems a bit slower than in the past, but some the best girls are gone, some are still there. Maybe I was just lucky but got a "hands on" private dance from several different dancers. There were a few new very hot dancers but they were kept very busy when off-stage. I will go back again, perhaps during the week to see if the top-hotties are available.

I went on a Sunday evening. Plenty of parking, but the lot was almost empty. This should have been a clue. First problem is that the only seats are stools, not conductive for a long stay. Lots of stools, I don’t know how they would ever fill them. There were a few customers and only 2 dancers, neither very attractive (maybe a 3 and a 5). The stage was all right, and the dancers did dance nude, but no contact. The MC promised full contact lap dances. I tried one. I was only allowed to touch her waist. A bouncer was watching the whole time to make sure the rules were not violated. The dancer had no hand contact with me. Club O down the street is a much better club. I did not try any food. The beer was served by a bouncer.

Small club, looks like it used to be a fast food restaurant. Has a few small stages for the dancers, and seats are very close to the stage. Really, the best thing about the club is your proximity to the dancers, so they can really interact with you while on stage. The bad is that the dancers are really not very attractive, only one sort of hot blonde (Sunny) and a bunch of pretty skanky brunettes on the night I went. Not a lot of dancers, either, maybe 5-8. Drinks are cheap, and they have fully nude lap dances at a reasonable price - $15 per song or $40 for 3 songs. Lap dances are in a room off to the side with more comfortable seating that doesn't afford a lot of privacy. In comparison to Club O, which is just down the street, it feels a lot smaller, and the dancers are less attractive. . . but the tradeoff is that you get more contact with the dancers, and it's a fair bit less expensive. Personally, on that night, I visited both clubs, and I think I had a better time at Skybox. But all it takes is one hot dancer, right?

Stopped in this club on Saturday April 26th. There were a lot of girls mostly between 6-9. There were 3 girls that I would consider a 10. While you are sitting at your table, girls come up to you and stand between your legs to talk to you. Most will start hugging you, kissing on your neck then they will start grinding on you. This happens to almost every guy in the club. As I looked around, I saw about half the girls grinding on guys. After about a minute of grinding, you will be propositioned for some private dances. Dances are $20 for 1 or 4 for $50. Take the extra money and get the 4. The lap dances are nothing but naked dry humping. I left that night with wet underwear and the girls left stains on my pants. This club is worth the money you will spend, so bring enough for lap dances.