the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Made another visit here on a Friday night arriving around 9 PM. There were very few customers inside and a few girls hanging around various parts of the club. The floor host said it doesn't get busy until 11:30 PM or so and there will be alot more girls later also.
I sat down and ordered a drink and a few girls came up to me. It seemed like they were comfortable just sitting and talking even if you didn't want to get a dance, maybe because it wasn't very busy. Most of the girls were not what I was looking for as far as getting a dance so I relaxed for awhile and it did seem to bet busier by midnight. However, I didn't see any girls that were available that I was interested in getting a dance from and I felt like leaving and coming back another time.

Came here on a Tuesday night around 2 AM. I was one of two customers in the place. There wasnt much of a selection of girls here at this time so I could see why it was so dead in the place. The dances here are definately pretty high mileage but I am into better looking girls giving the dances. I pretty much got dances here only because I was kind of forced into it. Have had better experiences here in the daytime. I know of at least one hot girl that works here during the day.

Been here a few times and dennyspade has the most accurate and complete description of the facilities. The only change is that the humidor and smoking are gone. Brought a bunch of guys from the office in the loop for a double bachelor party. We arranged with the club to have a limo pick us up and drop us off near the office. I had a connection, so I was told I got "a deal", but it still wasn't cheap ($350 for a stretch SUV), plus great tip ($100). The club was great to us as usual, and we got passes to come back again. Because we had a group of 7-10 we got a vip booth near the stage. Renee was our waitress, and took great care of us. Drinks/food weren't cheap (the tab was about $500, plus tip), and don't forget to tip your bouncer, because he can make fun girls stay and not-fun girls leave. The food is upscale, worthy of a Lincoln Park bistro (they have a 4 star chef on site). Everyone says this is vegas-style, but I found it more like the clubs in Dallas, Tx. I forget the dallas club's name, but there was a sushi and sandwich bar before midnight and breakfast bar at close. Sapphire's in vegas is close, but without the good food. I like the food and member's only style atmosphere. Not cheap, but no smelly patrons or smelly girls either. :) Atlantis is definitely a place you can take the boys to party or show the wife that Gentlemen's clubs still have some class.


I went to this club the day it opened and it was miserable as far as dancers. Now, they have attracted dancers from multiple clubs in the area so they are reasonably staffed. as for $30 dancers plus tipping the bouncer. Its not too bad if you have 2 or more dances but having a single dance with several girls can get expensive when you need to tip the bouncer. As for the dances, well it varies by girl but most girls offer services beyond the norm.

In general, it is a freindly place. I prefer afternoons/early evening so I don't have to pay the parking attendant and trust them with my keys. Yes, it's not cheap but you get what you pay for.