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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon. Holly was there and she was mean, but Holly is beautiful and so I can tolerate her meanness. She had me get down on my knees and worship her and kiss her all over body and then she threw me down on the floor and sat on my face and whipped me with my belt. She said mean and hateful things to me. I laughed and she slapped me. I cried and she spanked me. Holly is very mean when she has had too many to drink. Sometimes I hate Holly, but I can't wait to go back.

Stopped in about a month ago. I think there were 4 girls working (if you call it working). During the time I was there not a single girl got on the stage to dance (I was there about 45 minutes). It seem like all the girls were just working the crowd for privates in a back room (kind of like the Pink Slip when it was open). I didn't have the money or interest in that so I took off. I would of given it a lower rating but at least one of the girls sat with me and held a conversation.

Visited this place since no one had yet reviewed it. Stopped by on a Tuesday evening about mid-night. The club has been re-named as City Nights....and it is now a bikini bar. There were four dancers, one rated a 4, one a 6, and one was a 7....the fourth dancer was passed out in a booth, so no comment needed. I was the only customer in the place.

They have installed an above ground swimming pool behind the stage inside the club. The girls aren't really sure what the plan is for that.

As you enter the building, the bar is to the right as is the lap dance area. There is one stage, straight ahead. I was quoted $30 for one song, $50 for two. I took one for the team here....got an okay dance and nothing else was offered. The dancers also work at Miss Kitty's.

I was told they have been open for about three weeks and business has been slow. I wonder why....PT's is just down the road and they are nude or all the Washington Park clubs are a few miles away and you'll get to see something.

Interesting place but I don't think it's going to last.

Miss Kitty's II appears to have re-opened. While driving by on the interstate I noticed a new signed has been erected. The sign looks like it is a sizeable investment so it would appear that the ownership intends to put forth a better effort than their first attempt. This location takes a little effort to find, but the sign will guide you. Will have to check the place out on the next trip through St. Louis.