the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Checked this place out on one of their feature nights. They jacked up the cover price because of it, but the girls made it worthwhile--they actually danced a lot better than the feature. Most were very clean looking & attractive, with a range of shorter & flatter to taller & bustier. I heard this club used to have full-nude stage dances, but that has changed--the girls only go topless, but will still take everything off for private dances. One of the girls was a bit rude, but everyone else treated me very respectfully--most of the girls had a rural, optimistic vibe to them. Juliette and Jasmine were wonderful.

The club itself looked a little run-down, particularly outside the main stage area. I didn't spend much time around the bar. The tables & chairs near the stage were comfortable. The DJ was average--not annoying, but didn't really do much to make things more enjoyable. The bathroom could use some paint, but otherwise was clean. It's kind of in the middle of nowhere, and walking in feels a little twilight-zone, but maybe that was just because it was a bit misty and I got there right around midnight. Once inside, the weirdness went away quickly.

I found it interesting that the girls were interacting pretty wildly with their female patrons--in fact, it looked like two or three women who were there were having more fun than most of the guys with the girls.

Had a fun time here, hope to come back on a slower night to mingle with the girls some more.

Stopped in for shits and giggles last night.
Week nights must be slow, I've been in on a Friday night, and had a much better time...
Looking forward to Armature Night, maybe the crowd will be a bit more lively!
I think for a "B.Y.O.B." they should be more accommodating to the Designated Driver...
Maybe I just need to get out more, LOL
Girls didn't look like they even wanted to work, just sat around there friends / regulars and chatted it up...
For all they knew, I was there to blow my lottery winnings...


wow. about time for a review on this place. I havent been by here in a while but i hear it's still the same clip joint it always was. I stopped by here during the week and was promptly charged 20bucks for the privelege of viewing 3 unattractive ladies dance. One of them was rude, aggressively pulling on my arm to do a dance, after only having been there for 15 minutes. there wasn't barely anybody there. another girl came and sat down with me and proceeded to say, absolutely nothing, just stared at me, strange, very strange. this place is out in the boonies so i assume these ladies are hurtin for paying customers on some nights....they should just learn a few people skills....

I happened to be in Rockford, IL for a gathering of car enthusiasts who had planned to come down to this club on Friday night to have some fun. So I decided to check it out Wednesday night first to see if it would be worth coming back on Friday.

What a rip!! If you go for stage dancing, there was nothing happening at all!! But I expect that Friday night will be better, since they are having a porn star.

But if you are like me, and don't care about the stage show and are there for VIP dances, then this place is even worse. I had pretty much the same experience as the last reviewer but it was more expensive. The air dances were $20 each. And the VIP area dances were $35 for topless, and $50 for nude. And like he said, not much contact at all.

So on Thursday night, I thought I'd check out a bar right in Rockford, Main Street Station. Now this bar is a bikini bar, and the girls never take their tops off, but for $10 a pop, they will give you a great grind. And find the right girl and you may find your hands under some bikini tops anyway.

Needless to say, when Friday night came along, I broke away from my buddies and went back to Main Street Station.