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September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

Went to the Kappa on a Monday afternoon. It was not busy and I did not expect it to be busy. There were only 2 dancers (a 4 and a 5), nothing to knock your socks off, but nothing to send me running for the doors. Only one other patron so we were basically tag teamed by the two dancers. Hoping another dancer would start, I stalled, but apparently no one else was coming. I tried one of the private dances (not the more private VIP).

All nude was nice, but a little uninspiring. The room was basically a well decorated and lit side room. While in the room, you are under observation of the keeper of the private area.

Overall I have not written this one off the list, but will try it again at a different time. Based on the review of the VIP dances that may be the way to go.

Went here on a Friday afternoon right after work. Use to be on of my favorites, but the quality and quantity of girls had gone down drastically in the last 6 to 8 months, so I stopped going. Still not many girls (maybe it was too early), but the quality was way up. Maybe I just picked a good day, but there were three knockouts there, with Uma being my favorite. The place is not very impressive from the outside, as it’s basically a big metal building out in the middle of nowhere. You’ll be pleasantly surprised when you go in because it’s very nice and clean. Not over the top nice, like some places in Vegas are. Just nice. I sat at the stage for 4 or 5 girls and did the standard $1 tipping. Let’s just say you get a very good view for $1. Uma asked if she could visit me at a table after her dance. Sure, why not. She convinced me to try the VIP dance in the Champaign room, for $325 for 30 minutes. It seems high, but believe me, it was well worth it. Excellent two way contact. I would definitely recommend the place on the right night and if Uma’s there, give her a try.

Stopped in to check out the Kappa. Nice decor. Comfortable chairs and overall atmosphere was classy and very nice. 4 - 5 dancers were present with Harley as a standout. Probably in her late 30's but had the body of a 20 year old. She told me she had been there 10 years. No high pressure from any of the girls. Declined all and was not made to feel bad about it. Several options for private dances were available including the Champagne room which included a hot tub...completely private according to the dancer....maybe next time!

I visited here on a Saturday afternoon and stayed until 9pm. It is a beautiful club on the inside. Comfortable chairs and quick service from the waitresses. About 8 girls working at 4pm. and a several more showed up as the evening progressed. All the girls were 7 to 9s with one beautiful blonde I would give a 10. Girls got nude on stage and graciously accepted the tips at the tip rail. Private dances were $30 in the VIP room and they have an Ultra VIP room available that starts at $150 for a half hour. With the right girl I hear you can definitely have some fun in the Ultra room. The $30 dances were nude with the dancer allowing limited contact but well worth the cost. Overall it was a good experience and I will return with more money.

This club was awesome. The girls where all from the local college's and supper hot.
The privite dance I had was great. Full nude, lots of touching by her and me. She let
me play with her nipples and she took my hand 3 times and ran it very slowly over her
pussy. If i remember the cost of the dance was $30. I don't know what this club is like when college is out. But, when it's in WOW.
The price of drinks where nomore than anywhere else. The club was really nice inside,
the music was very good. I would say they had about 20 differant girls there on a Sat night. There were blacks,white, an asian, blondes, brown hairs. For the most part I would say the had a girl to fit everyone's taste.
Great club i will go again.

I visited Kappa on a Wednesday night around 9pm. When first arriving, I though the door was locked and the club was closed. It turns out; you have to yank the sticking door to get it opened. There was a $5 cover charge and they have a limited beer selection. This is a No Smoking facility. The club appeared clean inside and either newly remodeled or they take very good care of the place. They have several large projection screens with sports on some and naked women on the other. The stage lighting is very dim and they use mainly blue lights. I took a seat at the main stage to enjoy the show. The dancers are in the 6 to 8 range and dance two songs per set. The second song was nude for 75% of the girls. As with most clubs, $2 tips at the stage seem to be the norm. One dancer was heavily tattooed (which I don't like) but she put on one of the best strip shows. Another dancer put on more of a performance piece like the movie Flashdance which was a nice change. Out of 8 or 9 dancers I was never approached for a private dance. All-in-all I enjoyed drinking a couple of beers and watching naked women but it was just not as visually erotic as I would like.

Saturday night went from one extreme to another here. Got there around 8 right behind a bus load of bachelor party guys. It became obvious that not all of these guys were going to last the whole night and they didn't as a couple of them got kicked out. Only 6 or 7 girls dancing at this time. All were attractive but did not seem to interested in mingling unless you were a regular. Stage dances looked good with the 2nd song usually nude. The first part of the night was rather boring except for the waitress which was a girl I had not seen for years so it was nice talking to her again.Had 1 girl come by for the wanna dance and declined since she did not seem to want to talk unless I was going to buy a dance. Another girl stopped by and talked but we just did not click. A new shift of dancers started coming in and all looked nice. Then my night changed for the better. The wanna dance girl sat down at the table and I was actually getting ready to leave. We talked for a while and she asked again about a dance. Now normally she would not be a type I waould get a dance from as she had a few to many tats for my taste but I said why not. I figures I would get 1 dance then maybe head to Club Cabert. All I can say is this is the best dance I have had outside of E. St. Louis. She asked if I wanted the 30 or 150 for 1/2 hour. I chose the 30 but next time it will be the 150 for 1/2 hour. If she was this good out in the open I need to try out a more privates dance. Without her I would of gave this place a 5 or 6. But now can't wait to go back and see here.

Stopped by when driving by again recently about 4:45 on a weekday afternoon, not long after they opened. As others have said it is a very nice club inside. Outside is fine but inside is very comfortable and I found the staff to be friendly and was very comfortable.

Had a beer and decided to be sure to tip the dancers since it was still pretty quiet. After dancing, each one came to the floor and made sure to stop by and thank me and introduce themeselves. Of the six I saw dance while there, all had great bodies except one was a little chunky but not bad. A couple of the girls asked if I had been there before and when I said no, they fully explained the different dances. Both made it clear that it is a very friendly dance experience without saying too much and did not push for dances.

Everyone was friendly and the one girl I would have had a quick dance or two with before I had to leave was with another customer for a while and then sat down to eat some early dinner. She had a really good body with small breasts and very big nipples which she like playing with. Anyway, next time with her for a dance or two Im sure will be fun.

While it was very early and not a very nice afternoon weather wise, the girls were all attractive and very nice but I did notice all except one was more mature and not your young hardbody type girl. Again, great bodies for slightly older (most in 30's I guess). That is fine with me and I think the other reviews make it clear they enjoy making sure you enjoy yourself in dances.

Overall, a nice place and will stop in again when nearby.

I was here on February 20, a Wednesday evening, from 10:00 to midnight. The club is in the middle of nowhere (actually in Kappa, IL, population 150, about ten miles north of Bloomington, pretty much square in the middle of the state, but off of an Interstate Highway). The building is not much to look at on the outside, pretty much a Butler building. The inside is well-appointed, and the management has obviously tried to make it look like a gentlemnen's club, with some success.

Clientele is blue collar--factory workers and farm labor, which a dancer told me is typical of all nights. I was very much overdressed in business clothes. I got no shit from the other patrons, and the staff was very attentive. The male staff all seem to be about 17 years old, and kind of nervous, but pleasant enough, and seemed interested in me having a good time. A lot of the patrons park at the rail (a guy who went in right before me asked the cashier for $50 singles), and a lot more hang out in groups of guys.

The dancers definitely reflect the surrouding central Illinois area--All-American, girl next door types, ranging from one 5 to one 10. The main problem they had was too few dancers--I would guess they only had six girls, dancing two-song sets, which made for a lot of getting up and getting down. It is up to the girls whether to dance in their g-strings or to go all nude...I got the impression that most girls will go all nude on stage, but do expect to be paid for it. I know it would be a treat to a lot of guys from around the country that the club also has a full bar, despite the full nudity.

Dance options are:

1. Couch dances--$30 per(a little pricey for this part of the country), in a semi-private area;
2. VIP room dances--$150.00 per half hour, done in a semi-private lounge area
3. Champagne Room--complete privacy with the dancer, room at $300/hr rate, with 1/2 hour or hour options. You also have to buy a $75.00 bottle of champagne. This was the only type of dance I experienced.

Some of the other reviews posted for this club describe it as "no touch", or at least "no touch by the customer." This was definitely not my experience.

If a dancer asked me to go into the Champagne Room again, I would definitely do it. In fact, I would fight ten men to do it.

I only mark the club down a point because of the shortage of girls. I spent my time there with the best looking girl in the club, but some other men seemed to be spending the evening alone on an involutarily basis, because there weren't enough girls to go around.

Overall, a very pleasant surprise in the middle of the country.

Stopped by for an hour or so right when the doors opened at 4pm on a Wednesday. Angel was magnificent! Great body. Nice to talk to. Wished I could have stayed for more.

If I'd been able to stay longer, some personal time would have been in the cards. I'll plan better next time.

The only problem with an early visit is only 3 girls working the stage. I got lucky, because Angel was definitely worth it.

The wait staff was attentive, even though I was only drinking a soft drink because I had a five hour drive ahead of me.

Definitely a pleasant stop during a long drive.

Spent a couple enjoyable hours at Kappa Kabanna Friday evening. The place was not at all crowded. Some of the guys were paying more attention to the end of one of the football games rather the ladies...hard to understand! I spent an hour in the VIP room with Erin, a truly delightful lady possibly around thirty. She was very attractive and easy to chat with. The ladies in that age range may be too old for some of you, but most guys would not suspect she was over twenty-five. I enjoyed the easy way she moved as she pleasantly, yet conservatively shared her smooth skin. It was a very relaxing, yet fun hour for me and possibly for her.

The club is clean and furnished like most clubs. The beverage prices were reasonable. The waitress was very nice, and her outfit was quite eye-popping.

Finally visited Kappa Kabana after hearing about it for years. I live approximately 30 minutes from it, but generally go to clubs in the Peoria area. Hadn't really heard great reviews for it from people I know who have been there, guess that's why I didn't make it a priority. Ended up being pleasantly surprised with the club. It's in the middle of nowhere, but very easy to get to, right off of I39 about 10 minutes north of Bloomington / Normal. The exterior is not too impressive, a simple metal building. But, the interior is rather nice, clean and well-lit. There's a single large stage which has a continuous dancer that does a set of two songs and is generally nude for the second song. I was there on a weekday immediately after they opened, around 4 PM. There were seven or eight girls, mostly 4 - 6 with one 9 - 10. As you might guess, when it came to a VIP dance, I chose the 9 - 10. The VIP dances are in a semi-private room and cost $150 for 30 minutes or $300 for an hour. My girl assured me that the $300 dance was much better, which I fell for. I don't know what the $150 dance would have been like, but I definitely feel like I got my money's worth. Significant contact occured both ways, more than any other place I've been, except for maybe Tampa. If that's the standard VIP dance, I'm definitely interested in going back and trying again. The next time I'll probably go later to see if the lineup is better in the evening. My one visit was definitely a thumbs up, my only concern is the overall quality of the girls. I have heard a rumor that they get higher quality girls in the winter months.

Well I guess the old saying "Third time's a Charm" must be true! :-)

Stopped at Kappa for the 3rd time in as many years, and this time it was great. Once a year I get out of "Dodge" and visit the Peoria area with an old friend of mine. The last 2 times, we stopped by on our way to Peoria, only to be ignored by the dancers and the waitress. In fact, I didn't even want to go this year, but my buddy talked me into it. And am I glad he did!

We were only sitting for a few minutes (the waitresses are still pokey), when two beautiful, young things stopped by and literally made our evening. Jordan & July: two best friends hanging out with me and my best friend. Maybe that helped with the group's mood, because everyone seemed relaxed and comfortable, having a good time.

Jordan is a stunning beauty. The most gorgeous face you will find in any club, period. And her friend, July, had the most amazing voluptuous figure, with the biggest, firmest, all natural tits you would swear are fake (but they aren't).

We did several dances in the couch area (at $30 ea.) and were very very impressed. Erotic, sensuous, fun... Just a great time. Worth every dollar!

My only disappointment was having to leave at Midnight to get to our room in Peoria before we lost our reservation. We did NOT want to leave! :-)

Looking forward to my next trip...

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Kappa Kabanna is a wonderful place to spend an evening.

Atmosphere - 9/10 - The atmosphere here is great. The staff is very friendly and always makes sure you have what you need. It's got enough lighting that you can see, but it's still dark enough to be intimate.

Drinks/Food - 7/10 - Didn't have any food as I ate before I went. The drink prices seem a little high to me, but I only had beer so I can't speak on the quality of anything else.

Girls:

Friendliness 10/10 - Had chats with more than one girl. Never was propositioned for a dance. They always allowed me to be the one to ask them. I would let them know when they sat down if I wasn't looking for a dance at that time but they would sit and chat anyway.

Looks 10/10 - The variety of girls this club offers is great. Everything from small breasts to big, short to tall, black to white and everything in between. You are sure to find something you like.

Stage dances 8/10 - Your stage tipping really varies what you get girl to girl. Some just dance in front of you, others rub titties in your face while still others Will Straddle you with their legs on your shoulders and get up close and personal. Only rule here is no touching by you.

Private dances 8/10 - Your private dance will vary depending on who you get. I had privates from misty, brooke and michelle. All three were good, but brooke was far and away the best.

Overall - 9/10

10 mi North of Bloomington just off I-39 - yea, that's pretty well out in the boonies. The exterior is a featureless metal warehouse appearing building, but inside it is overdone with flashy decorations, lights and stage, big screen TVs (3 of them) and a fancy bar. I went there on a Monday evening with only about a half hour to spare but I was curious. Arrived just after 6 PM and they hit me for a $5 cover after very carefully checking my ID - (What's that about - it's been over twenty years since anyone mistook me for under 21?) There were 6 girls working and only from 4 to 10 customers while I was there, no girls were clear 10-s but only one was less than a 7. The ladies did circulate, occasionally, and I can't complain about their willingness to sit and talk. Several ladies did join me and were very willing just to visit - even after I passed on a private dance. Each girl said, things were usually busy on Thur thru Sat nights. Since I was going to be back in Bloomington a week later on a Thurs, I decided to return.
On Thursday I went through the same very close inspection of my ID - (still don't understand that!) and a $5 cover. At 7 PM the place was as dead as it was on Monday, but more girls. I stopped at the bar for my first drink and one of the girls from Monday(10 days before!) recognized me and came by to say, "Hi" - That was a pleasant surprise, expecially since she was one of the better looking ladies. By 9 PM things were pretty busy with 30 to 40 customers and about 12 -15 girls.
The ONE stage show is the usual 3 song, dressed, topless, nude routine and some of the girls will get a little wild at the tip rail - rubbing customer faces into tits and sometimes crotch - with no management interference, but the Bouncers were very present throughout the club. There were 2 "Managers" on duty - in white shirts with tie they each did a walkabout ever 20 mins or so - and about 6 "bouncers" constantly moving thru the club - very young men in black shirts and ties.
Private dances were:
1) a $20 "air" dance (one dancer said they get to keep all the money from those dances)- fully nude done along the west wall of the main room - with bouncers watching and very minimal contact (customers cannot touch dancers).
2) a $30 per song couch dance in a room just off the main room - with a bouncer standing there the whole time - the rule there is the customer can touch the dancer, but no titty and no kitty - strictly enforced by watching bouncer. (I watched dancers give the "gatekeeper" bouncer $5 for each dancer in this room)
3) a trip to the "VIP Room," another small room just off the main room, but this room is curtained off and there is no bouncer inside. 30 minutes for $150, the house gets $25 and the dancer keeps the rest (plus any tip!) The VIP rule is also "no titty no kitty" but without bouncers in the room that is mostly up to the dancer and customer. Supposedly, some dancers will modify that rule and some also claim no rule about their touching customers!
After spending an hour or so enjoying the stage dances and several suprisingly good conversations with dancers, I picked a very charming "8+" dancer for half an hour in VIP. I can verify there is a LOT of leeway in the stated rule. I won't name the girl, but she was absolutely charming, totally sexy and acted VERY much into our mutual pleasure. Our mutual touching was almost unlimited (counting my ability to verify that she WAS excited by our explorations, and her capable stick shifting), plus several very fun kisses. We were only interrupted once when a bouncer came in and changed the (empty) ashtray next to me - the signal that we had only 2 songs (about 6 or 7 minutes left). I would say that your experience in the VIP will depend on: the dancer, your courtesy, the chemistry, whether there are any other couples in the room (we were early enough to have it to ourselves) and your tip - - so this is absolutely a YMMV.
One sour note, I stayed a while after my time in the VIP (needed to let something settle) and while I was there a customer and dancer came out of the VIP a little upset, they both spent some time talking to bouncers and "managers". At first I thought the guy might have gone too far and the girl was upset at him, but later - he sat at the next table and I asked him - I was told that one of the bouncers started repeatedly interrupting them only 20 minutes after they went in and he complained to the managers. The guy said that they took forever (it was about 20 minutes they were talking) "verifying" the problem and were only willing to "comp" him a few drinks and some free admission coupons. The guys story matched what I saw, and the dancer did return to sit with him for a little, so I'd guess he told it straight. It was very clear that these very young (college kids?) bouncers are overbearing, and that does bring my number down.
At KK the ONLY worthwhile lap dances are in the VIP and that is expensive - but might be worth your investment if you are careful in your selection and very nice to the lady. Bouncers are everywhere and management is watching excessively. The ladies are from 4s all the way up to solid 9s. Stage shows can be walk around and strip all the way up to very good burlesque. Drinks are steep for the country $3.50 beer, $5 and $6 well and table service is slow when the place gets crowded.
All in all an OK experience, I would return if I an in the area with time to kill but I wouldn't go out of my way (unless I hear management has found wisdom and reigned in the bouncers).