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July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Visited this club on a Sunday evening about 6:30pm. Because it was happy hour
there was no cover charge and draft beer was $1. After 7:00 the cover is $5 and
I don't know what they charge for a beer.

There were about 8-10 girls dancing, mostly 4's to 7's, with maybe an 8. Dancers
wear pastie's and strip down to a thong onstage. Girls provide good
one-way contact at the stage for $1-2 tips. Several girls showed amazing skills
on the stripper pole. One girl spun upside down faster and faster like a
merry-go-round. It's amazing she wasn't stumbling over from dizziness when she
stopped.

I noticed that the clientele included several couples and even one single girl.
She was given extra attention when she tipped generously at the stage.

I was told couch dances are $25although I didn't partake. They are done on a couple
of couches near the back, beyond the two pool tables. Not complete privacy, but it
looked like good contact. Plenty of grindage from the girls and customers were
allowed a bit of contact to arms and legs. Girls were generous with hugs after
the couch dances.

Club is on a main drag, easy to find with a large, well lighted parking lot.
Overall a decent place given the apparent limitations of state laws.

Club has few dancers on the night I went in. Mostly 5-6's, an occasional 8. Fantella (what a crappy name but nice face) gave me a decent dance. Needs to have new owners or something- the girls need to be refreshed but maybe this is all of Idaho.

HEY ANONYMOUS CHICKEN SHIT!! This is Yawzz!!! At least I put down who this is, Spencer sucks? You must be one of Johns friends, because John doesnt even come close to the DJ talent Spence is. At least Spence plays what the dancers like and tries to get the crowd into it, john hides behind the mic. Im not saying John is a bad person, but hes nowhere close the calibur of Spence.

So here if my take of Club 91.......I agree with everything Mr Anonymous says about Club 91 excpet for the DJ part.. folks,, youve never heard a more charismatic DJ then the one at CLub 91. The dancers are nice also.. I didnt appreciate that comment about Sahara,, lets see you get up there before you criticize the dancers. Yes the steak is to die for.. excellent bar food and quite inexpensive also. Definatly the prime bikini bar in SE Idaho. Much better then that hole in Idaho Falls!!

Club 91!!!

Ok, Here's the rundown of my experience at Club 91....

Happy Hour - Awesome!!! From 4-7 M-Sat There is No Cover, you get $1 off Drinks and $5 off Dances! It's great because not only can you get $1 Drafts but you can get tableside dances for only $5. The only thing I don't like about Happy Hour is that there is no DJ from 4-6. They just put in a Various Artist CD and let it play. This is annoying because you get silent gaps between songs. Augh.

The Bar - Drinks are good, well mixed and pretty reasonably priced for good ol' Pocatello. The bartenders do an excellent job at checking up with you to see if you need anything. Lisa knows her shit! So don't give her any!!! I learned the hard way. The food is different..and when I say different I mean that it is not like other bar food. They have soup, salad, fryer baskets, & steak! (which is to die for) It is all well cooked, tastes great, and is pretty cheap too.

The Stage\Dancers - Hot Hot Hot!!! Yes, I was pretty amazed at how hot the dancers have gotten over the years. I mean sure there are a couple lemons that squeezed thru...*cough*sahara*cough cough*...but why mention them.
I really like how the dancers seem to follow the rules. They don't tolerate being touched when they are not supposed to and they don't try to get that "extra cash" in the VIP rooms. The Club would just look so trashy if that kinda stuff was going on. So, good job gals!

The Music\DJ's - Spencer sucks....Out of all the strip clubs I have ever been to (and I have been to some pretty shitty ones) Spencer is the worst DJ I have seen. His sets, his mic work, the volume of his music, and his overall attitude are all horrible. Oh yes...let's not forget Spencers very fashionable high water pants!!! However, there is good news...He dosn't work every day of the week! There is another guy...I don't know his name, but he is a hell of a lot better than Spencer. He works on tuesdays and one other day of the week...thursday, I think and he will play new music, music you haven't heard forever, and what ever is still cool. It seems like He puts more thought into his sets and he doesn't play nearly as much rap/hip hop, which I find a big plus.

Overall - In my eyes Club 91 has made a 360 since they moved the dancers to the other side of the bar where the pool tables used to be. There is a lot more room now. It looks more classy on the new side. The lighting, stage, dancer's, & bartender's are all looking very HOT!!! Hell, even Evelyn & Tim are looking good!! I say good job to those two at making an old favorite bar of mine become a great place to hang out once again!!! See ya @ Club 91!!!