the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

This club in Germany is very much like an American club. They have a stage in the center and booths as well as a bar. When you arrive, you pay 10 euro and then get 2 \"dollars\" (not real money) which can be used for tips (remember that the the euro uses a coin for 1 or 2 euro amounts and this would be kind of bad to have on the stage =). For additional dollars, you pay 5 euro to to get 4 dollars. Remember to check you coat upstairs since you won\'t have to worry about it and it probably won\'t smell as bad due to the thick smoke in the bar.

On the stage, they have two poles that the dancer can use and also the back of the stage is all mirrored. The general rule is no touching by the guys, but the girls can do almost anything they want. This is a topless club, so the girls dance their set and strip down to a g-string. There is a stool on the stage that anyone can go sit on and the dancer will come up to them and do her thing. Also, many will also lay down on the stage with their tips in their mouth, or stuffed in their pants, and the dancer will retrieve their tips. What is also interesting is that if a girl is very popular (getting lots of tips, and there are guys still waiting to have their tips retrieved), the set will continue. They don\'t cut off the dancer much to the annoyance of the next dancer!

If you want the girl totally naked and squirming on you, you need to pay 35 euro for a private dance. The time is not like some of the American clubs I have been to with the set usually lasting something like 5 or more minutes. It is interesting that after the private dance, the girls do NOT expect to receive tips.

Most of the normal drinks (Beer and Soda) were reasonably priced with a bottle of Becks coming in at 4.5 euros. They had alot of drinks available, but they were various mixed drinks and straight shots that were more expensive, so I stuck with the Beer.

I found the quality of the girls to be pretty high with several 8\'s or 9\'s, but with some 5-6. One of the first girls I saw on stage (Monita?) was definitely someone I wanted as she was all natural and not rail thin. Don\'t know where she was from, but she was definitely not German. After a private dance with her, I then proceed to get pestered by some of the women for dances. Most were pretty low pressure. Towards the end of the night, I settled on another all natural woman who kind of reminded me of Paris Hilton (Monica?). She had a long braided pony tail and said that she hailed from the eastern part of Germany.

As usual, the girls tended to stay with their regulars, but if you want them to come to you, you need to be sitting in a booth. If you do it, they will come.

All in all, the night was very enjoyable.