the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Yikes, I can see why this club has had hardly any reviews. Either the customers don't speak English, or they are too iliterate to use a computer. This club deserves about a -5 rating, but the lowest I could go was a 1. The dancers reminded me more of a typical shift of waitresses at a Waffle House, instead of a group of strippers. Club is filled with Mexicans waiting for Gringos to tip so they get a free show. Noticed that several of the girls were constantly counting the money in their g strings while dancing. Never seen that before.

Tried VIP dances from a couple of the 5's. Got two air dances. One of the worst experiences in 30 years of clubbing. Stay away.

having worked at the top from the day it opened, i can tell you a lot of changes have been made to the club recently. everything on the inside has been remodled and yes, they now have a vip area, not to mention nude pool with you fav dancer! the dancers are not bad either! a couple of really hot ones.
love what they have done with the place.


This might be the second worst strip club... ever.

Dropped in this evening. There was one woman that was worth seeing naked (6.5). After she got off stage, it took her quite a while to stop by, and she was there for about 5 seconds. then she was off to play pool. The rest of the girls were just proof that fat and ugly strippers can still make money.

The second hottest woman in the club was a customer, and she was a 5. The rest of the dancers were solidly in the 2-4 range.

Finally, the music was oppressively loud. It literally hurt. Conversation was impossible, and that was behind the speakers. In front of the speakers, the waitress stood until the end of the song to get my drink order.

Just don't bother.

Using 5 as average, this might be a little high. The place is OK from a layout standpoint but there is no private dance area and the dancers did not seem to do lap dances. I was there on a Thursday evening. There were 5 dancers (none of them in 180 lbs. range as described by a previous reviewer). Ethnicity was mixed. Two dancers were a little on the heavy side - one of the two was not too attractive and I would have tipped her to put clothes back on. Of the three remaining dancers, one was black and two were white. The black lady did not seem to be enjoying herself and did not put on much of a performance. One of the white girls was a decent pole dancer and had a good body but not much else to recommend her. The last dancer was outstanding! She had a great body, cute face and really played to the audience. Had her time not been totally monopolized by a regular, she may have brought the club's rating up by herself. The only downside was she couldn't pole dance worth a dime.

Drink prices were OK. They have a back room with pool tables.

If you're in Gainesville for a night it might be worth stopping by ($10 cover) but don't make a special trip for this club.