the ultimate strip club list

September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

After reading some mixed reviews, I wasn't sure what to expect. I'd been on the road for several hours and decided to stop at Pink Pony South for dinner, check out the ladies and see for myself.

There is a $2 charge to park yourself, $5 for the valet service. I walked into the club, and found clean restrooms to the right of the main door.

Turning left leads through a small restaurant and down to the club.

The round stage is well lit, and surrounded by chairs. A raised area rings the walls, has a few tables and two satellite stages, one on the right and the other on the left. Stepping down to the main floor I selected a table.

My waitress came by, left a menu, and took my drink order. A good selection from sandwiches to steaks to choose from. I chose the chicken sandwich, a little salty for my taste, but good. Directly above the stage is a sushi bar, yep that's right folks, a sushi bar. I'm not sure about that and its not something I could review, not even in a strip club.

A few dancers, all beautiful, stopped by while I was waiting for my food to check if I wanted a dance. All gracefully accepted that I was waiting for my meal.

When I finished eating, I started tipping at the rail. Each dancer performs for two songs and the majority are nude by the end of their set. Most of the ladies came by for a quick thank you and an offer for a dance.

Table dances are $10, and topless. A gorgeous (9) brunette took the stage and really caught my eye. She stopped by my table, asked if she could sit with me and we talked for at least 20 minutes. This was probably the first conversation I've had in a club that I really enjoyed. She offered a dance, I accepted. She slipped out of her top, allowing those big beautiful titties to be free. She gave me the most sultry dance I've ever had in a club. One way contact was pretty good, my hands were not allowed to roam, club etiquitte. I couldn't help myself and opted for a second dance.

Once the second dance was finished, we went back to talking, real conversation with a pretty girl. That's refreshing in a club.

There was an offer for a private dance in one of the 6 private rooms, but that was a little pricey for what I figured would (not) happen.

I have to say, I'll be back. I really had a good time. There are alot of pretty girls one or two 7s, the rest 8s and 9s. Friendly staff, good food, and beautiful, intelligent women. What more could you ask??

I was hopeful that there would be something worth my time in the PP South. Ouch, I was sadly disappointed! Others have described the facilities and they are right, it is very nice looking. A few of the 10 girls on shift the nightI walked in were 8 or better, but most were 6s or 7s. The dances were "Atlanta air," Even $10 a dance is not a bargain when the dancer just wiggles a foot in front of you and otherwise ignores you! Oh well, I knew what others said here and I went anyway. There are many better places to see good looking women and have a cold beer.

Visited for about an hour and half early Thursday afternoon while on my way to catch a flight. This place isn't very convenient if you live in northern Atlanta or similar suburbs, but it's very convenient to the airport (10 minutes or less). As previous reviewers describe, it is a very very nice place. Nicest club I've ever been to. It was pretty empty when I was there, but the girls looked very good. Got 2 lapdances, one from a lesser-looking girl that used to work at Goldrush. She wasn't "Pink Pony" quality in looks, but she gave a much better dance. Much more grinding than I expected (but expectations were low). The second dance was from very attractive Brazilian that did the classic Atlanta air dance. I think her butt might have accidently grazed my leg once during 2 dances. Then when it was over she told me her lappers are $20 each (Atl standard is $10, as was the previous girls). Total ROB....of course she kept trying to talk me into VIP too. She quoted $50 for room, and $150 per half hour. I declined. I also bought a shot from a shot girl, who after payment told me she couldn't get naked b/c didn't have license yet....but she could in VIP. Again, complete ROB. This place ranks very high on the quality of facility and the girls' appearances, but ROB factor is high and mileage is low. My guess is that the mileage will be especially low for a while b/c it's a new facility so they're watching their P's and Q's. Examples: one dancer told me the cops routinely do road blocks outside the place at night/weekends, and at the entrance there is a big sign gratuitiously prohibiting all drugs and prostitution (well, duhhh.....)

Aaaah. Despite its beautiful appearance and classy layout another Atlanta air dance emporium is happening on the south side. Met up with Shadowcat on Friday night for a couple of hours. We sat and bs'd and watch the non-action. I tried one lap dance and it was horrible. Others around us were also getting nothing but air so we left. Cat headed to the Crazy Horse I went home. At least its close to the office and I can take clients and they won't get into any trouble. They have plenty of birddogs policing the action on the floor and until they loosen up forget about it. At least I got to hang and bs with Shadowcat for a couple of hours which is always fun.

I met trogangreg here at 7:00 P.M. on Feb 29th. Wow! What a beautiful club. It makes the Atlanta Cheetah look like an out house. This is what FONDL would call a glitzy gentle mens club. They have a restaruant, a sushi bar over the main stage, two bars, 3 stages for dancers, very high poles for the dancers to work on and some very beautiful girls. About 20 of them working while we were there.

Now the bad stuff. Dancer drinks are expensive. Dancers for the most part were not very friendly. Atlanta is know as the home of the AIR dance but this was the worst I have ever seen here. The 6 foot rule was definitely being followed. And there are bird dogs all over the place to keep it that way. I did not get a table dance because I did not like what I saw. Greg did and he inquired about VIP rooms and was quoted $200 for 1/2 hour. Take your clients here to impress them but don't go here looking for fun. I won't be back.

Stopped in to check out the new club in town on Monday around noon and only stayed an hour. Very nice facility large main room with a large circular stage in the middle. Two bars on each side of the room. Very comfortable chairs and tables situated throughout. Booths along the outer walls. High ceiling with very nice lighting. Has an upstairs area with another bar and tables. There is a sushi bar suspended over the stage. No cover during the day $10 after 7pm. VIP rooms upstairs and downstairs. They have an upscale restaurant that wasn't in use during my daytime visit. Bar menu with burgers and sandwiches etc. The service was good and waitresses were friendly. Normal strip club costs for beer etc. Only about 6 dancers working ranging from 5 - 8. Each did a three dance set on the stage progressively taking off their clothes until nude by the end of the third song. Lap dances are $10 done on the floor. I did not get any lap dances on this visit. The one dancer that I saw giving a lap dance was so so. A little grindage and tits in the face but nothing exciting. There only about 6 other customers in the place but it was a holiday Monday. I am going to give this place another visit when I can spend more time during the early evening or night time. It is a great facility and has tons of potential. Speaking of potential as I was leaving there were about 5 dancers coming in the door to go to work. They were all 7 - 9's. This rating is based on a quick stop in to see what it looks like. My next review on the club will be more about the dancers, mileage, VIP costs etc. I view this as a cup half full and I am optimistic that this could be a club worth frequenting in Atlanta.