the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Made my first stop into this club. Went in with low expectations and at first thought I was right. Found a seat and got my manditory drink. Was right awaypressured for a lapdance from the waitress, but turned her away while I got comfortable with the surroundings. After a few more "no's" to some other girls, I did give the lapdances a try with a nice redhead. Good grindage, but nothing worth writing home about.

While waiting to see one particular girl who caught my eye, a cute little blonde spinner named "Kelly" sat down and we began to chat. Without being asked, Kelly was soon giving me a world class shoulder rub and some nice conversation. This kept for for about 20-30 minutes before there was ANY mention of anythign more. Well, after that, I HAD to try the rooms...and WOW! Not only is she a sweetheart, but the lapdances were VERY fun! Had...a few...HA!

Ended the night with some nice conversation with a tall brunette named "Natasha." I'll be back!

Not a great club, but a pleasant diversion if you need a break while driving to Florida along I-75. Skip the heavily advertised Cafe Erotica and drive a half-mile further west to find this club. You can't miss the neon sign, but this club shares a parking lot with a gas station/convenience store, so it's a bit of an odd location.

It's totally nude, so no alcohol is served. $10 cover but the bottled water is cheap.

Lot's of girls on the Saturday night I visited. They were all sweet, hometown southern girls. Surprisingly attractive, except they all were slightly flawed in some way, primarily suffering from poor dentistry. Seemed to add to their "girl next door" appeal. I experimented with one private lap dance - expensive ($55 for two dances) for the level of contact.

All in all, not a great club, but ended up being better than what I expected.

Checked out the Neon Cowboy on Friday March 9th. I was dissapointed that I didn't see my favorite dancer Porsha. This was the 2nd time that I made a trip and she wasn't working. One dancer told me that Porsha handn't been there all week. Looked around to see if there were any other good looking women and sorry to say there wasn't much to choose from tonight.

One of the waitresses named Brandi came by and asked me did I want a dance? At first I told her no, but after seeing there wasn't much to choose from I took her up on the offer. She asked me did I want to do 2 for $50? I told her I wanted to see how I liked the 1st dance. She came and got me when she was ready and she took me to the booth. She asked me what did I like in my lapdances? I told her that I liked alot of slow grinding. Brandi did a pretty good job of grinding. During the dance she had her breast to my face and asked me did I want to touch them? I said yeah, and proceded to squeeze her breast. I didn't expect that at all from her. I didn't think she would be the type to break the rules,but I guess she has to do what she can to make her money. I figured Brandy would be very firm because she use to lift weights, but she is actually pretty soft. I ended up getting 2dances from her. She thanked me and I went back to my seat outside.

Later in the night I saw a blonde dancer named Kitty up on stage dancing. I was amazed that this white girl could move to the beat of a rap song and make her ass cheecks jump. I wanted to get a stage side view but another dancer was sitting beside me trying to see if I would get a dance from her. After Kitty got off stage she seemed to dissapear. I asked another dancer would she tell Kitty that I wanted a dance from her? She said she may be in the booth giving a dance. She walked off and looked in the private booths then looked at me and said, "Yeah she is in the booth." I tried to wait on her to come out of the booth but she stayed in there. I also had asked a young black dancer named Hennessey for a dance. She apparently had another customer ahead of me because she went to the private booth as well and seemed to stay forever.

It was getting late for me and I had a ways to travel so I decided it was time to leave. I spent about 2 1/2hrs in the club but really didn't enjoy my visit. They are starting to get too many unnattractive girls at the club dancing. There was only 2 or 3 dancers (Both black & white) that I considered to be somewhat attractive(around a 7). I guess I will give this club some time to get it's act together. I will try to call before I come next time to see if I can catch up with porsha that way. If I don't see her again then I want worry about it. Apparently she either has another job or doesn't need the money since she hardly comes to work now. IMO this club would fair better if they became a Bikini club or a topless bar. The customer would be able to enjoy an alholic beverage with the change and it would just provide more of a club atmoshpere than the standard soda and water.

Went in on a Friday night to see Katie and there was a definite lack of talent there. Usually Fridays have something like 25-30 girls. Katie said it has been that way for a while. There were some very beautiful black girls, some definite ATL quality, but that's just not my thing. The club needs to recruit some more white girls. I gave the club a 5 this time just because Katie was there and she was very happy to see me. Her 21st birthday is this month, so go take care of her!