the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Just don't go here- take my word for it. Every so often there will be good-looking dancers(I know them personally) but they can't make up for the shitty miniature club. 'Club' is a bit of a stretch, it's more like a sweatbox. I would imagine many of the dancers are down for take-out, that must be the only way they can pay their bills. I went in, had a drink then left.

My enthusiasm for this place has passed. Stay away. The girls were uniform ugly last week when I stopped in for happy hour - maybe one 4, about five 2's and 3's and a zero! I wouldn't turn to watch any of them walk down the street. And they have attitude. The drink specials and the high contact dances are gone as well. There's no reason to go here.

Paradise is back at Fantasy's! She upsized her boobs. she says one size, but they looked great before. Now the nippple piercings are gone. I was never a big fan. She has been working out too! All together a hot woman, and she is attentive as long as you spend money. The Bar is running Happy Hour drink specials that seem to really get the palce jumping. Last Tuesday: Long Island Ice Tea for $4 and tequila shots for $1. Yah - one dollar! There were a lot of happy customers and relaxed strippers. Some of the girls didn't look so good when I walked in. Be careful of the happy hour specials because the same girls started to look (and feel) a lot better after an hour or so. This is the only place in Augusta to get any contact. You can get a lot of contact here with the day shift, as long as you don't need privacy.

Since my last afternoon here, the prices - beer and dances - have gone up and the quality of the girls has gone down. There was only one girl over a 5 - Candy and Paradise from my last review are gone. The lap dances are $20 now, still lots of contact but you wish it was from a better looking girl. They offer a table dance for $10 now - she just dances on a little stage - no contact at all. I don't recommend it. The girls look bored sitting at the bar and while they were doing the stage show. Still, this place has women who will rub their naked pussy in your face for $20. That gets a 5.